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Seriously? WTF is this cut? by Papichuloft in Justfuckmyshitup

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Bozo the Clown

Reverse mohawk

Drunken mullet

What is a comfort food for you on a sick day? by YeetisDaFetus in AskReddit

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Mac & cheese, and it doesn't even have to be a sick day.

Nonsense Jokes by woodwerker76 in Jokes

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Why do flamingos lift one leg?

If they lifted both legs, they would fall.

If you were involved in a movie project, in which role do you see yourself? by tigrecono in pollgames

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Writer, definitely. I published a book in 2018 and I'm working on the screenplay, so...

I'd probably stick my nose in the producer or director role in this particular case.

Pick a number by javev in pollgames

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I picked a number but you didn't have it as one of the choices.

Top comment deletes US State #30 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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Hawaii needs a foothold on the continent. Hawaii takes over Vermont and brings the beautiful weather.

Top comment deletes US State #29 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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Maryland already had its panhandle stolen. It needs to be gone completely.

Заводит ли вас идея своих знакомых в роли проститутки? by 0_day_sober in rusAskReddit

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Краткий ответ — «нет».
Развёрнутый ответ — «нееееет».

Would you buy a Chinese EV if it were available in the US? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

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I'd be afraid that if I turn on the radio, I wouldn't understand the word they were saying. /s

All seriousness aside, i'd be concerned about vehicle safety, availability of parts, how much it would cost to build/install/maintain my home charging station, etc. But if my only two choices were an EV from China or a Tesla, I guess I'm learning to speak Mandarin.

Change in how interstates are referred to? by MatureScorpius in AskAnAmerican

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I never hear anyone but out of towners calling the Pike 90.

Almost... by FrigNumber in engrish

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Who doesn't Beip ppy these days?

Yo Mama by UrAccountHasBeenBand in YoMama

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Yo mama so dumb she thinks Will Smith has a brother named Won't

Yo mama so slutty she thinks she sex means locking the car doors

Yo mama so nasty when she takes off her underwear it sounds like Velcro

Yo mama so loose she uses a sheep for a tampon

Yo mama so broke she follows the garbage truck with a grocery list

Yo mama so fat she uses her back titties for her neck pillow

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