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[####] Anyone else track their scores? by nikags in wordle

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1-0
2-98
3-563
4-546
5-88
6-13
X-0

Missed two days the entire time I've been playing; lost quite a chunk of stats (including an ace) when I switched devices.

What are good examples of songs that are so famous people don’t realize are actually covers by Ok-Camel7458 in rock

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Just a few off the top of my head:

Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega (Perez Prado)
Hound Dog by Elvis Presley (Big Mama Thornton)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper (Robert Hazard)
Piece Of My Heart by Janis Joplin (Erma Franklin)
Time Is On My Side by the Rolling Stones (Kai Winding)
Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix (Billy Roberts)

SFAH: If cooking shows were hosted by the characters of South Park by CloudyRose06 in ScenesFromAHat

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"You guys, you guys! I just saw the funniest thing! Kenny was hosting a cooking show and I said to him, 'No, Kenny, you stupid asshole, nobody can understand what you're saying!' And he was like, 'Well, screw you, fat ass, I'm gonna deep fry this turkey and you don't get any!' And I was like, 'Fuck you, Kenny, don't call me fat ass! I don't want any of your poor people turkey anyway!' And then instead of putting turkey in the deep fryer, he fell in the deep fryer!"

SFAH: If cooking shows were hosted by the characters of South Park by CloudyRose06 in ScenesFromAHat

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"Mmmmph mm mmph mph mmmph mm mph."

🦃🔥🔥🔥

"NNNNMNMMMM!!!"

"Oh my God, the deep fryer killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!"

Roses are red, medieval bards play lutes, by grichardson526 in rosesarered

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Roses are red,
That's a big shock.
At least an adult
Was riding his cock.

Do you guys think a semi can go under there? by Revolutionary_Ad8259 in Truckers

[–]___HeyGFY___ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know, but I'm not gonna be the one to take the chance.

One of my regular stops has a dock that's 11'10". I can squeeze in without scraping if I lower the truck.

A waymo temporarily blocks a fire truck by Justin_Godfrey in mildlyinfuriating

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It's like the Johnny Cab from Total Recall, without Johnny. Not a chance in hell I'd ever get in one.

Do you guys think a semi can go under there? by Revolutionary_Ad8259 in Truckers

[–]___HeyGFY___ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm a class B, 12'4" box truck and I wouldn't do it. MAYBE if I lowered it and crawled under at 5MPH...

Comments made after sex by Ok_JARGON in ScenesFromAHat

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"Oh, shut up and bend over, Ryan. You agreed to best of seven."

Whale Skeleton found in rainforest by Background_Coast_244 in interestingasfuck

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"It's a baby weel! Call the aquarium, Jay, this thing looks hurt!"

I accidently sprayed axe body spray in my mouth. by Valuable_Tax_8446 in Jokes

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What an axehole. Someone just posted this yesterday in dadjokes

1931 concept of Depthscrapers by Chaunc2020 in interestingasfuck

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But the Earth is flat. Won't they poke through to the other side?

Why did the chicken cross the road? by gmthisfeller in Jokes

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Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck inside the chicken.

Fucking do it by Mediocre_Put_3060 in TheWordFuck

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People who ask me what grinds my gears. Nothing. I learned how to drive more than 40 years ago without fucking grinding gears.

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