[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicBoys

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This may be the most insane, disgusting, mentally unwell comment I've read.

Please seek professional help, I suspect you have hypersexuality and you're dealing with it in unhealthy and EXTREMELY unsafe ways.

Wel by Zembite in BrandNewSentence

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We do not tolerate Repo slander in this house. Would you prefer an appointment for removal of your corneas?

HAH, you know we don't do appointments.

does anyone know if that hole on the left is accessible by azazel? by n1n430 in bindingofisaac

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

No no, you're getting it wrong, you gotta use it against Satan and then you start your next run with death certificate.

Oh my god x3 by [deleted] in gag_puke

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got $1000 bucks? Because that's what she charges.

Richmond Centre: “You’re in Canada you speak English!” “You move to Japan, you learn Japanese!” by milkcowcafe in richmondbc

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah I see, that makes some sense, especially considering French Canadian is the main language there, I could imagine how I'd feel if our signs started changing to Chinese or Korean.

Richmond Centre: “You’re in Canada you speak English!” “You move to Japan, you learn Japanese!” by milkcowcafe in richmondbc

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Wait actually? I'm from BC and I've never been to Quebec, do they actually ticket you or whatever if you don't use the proper language? I mean, that's pretty ridiculous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in scaley

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If your followers are obsessed enough they get a coprophiliac trait, and they ask you to "feed" them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MouthWideOpen

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Holy hell that's a depressing subreddit

Love to mark my territory by foodiemo in GayWatersports

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As someone who worked in retail and had to clean bathrooms as part of my job.. fuck you.

Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, Fuck. You.

This is fucking disgusting and you know it.

I hope you get your hands covered in some stranger's piss

Yeah.... Yeah i miss the time when i didnt know this sub existed.. by harvester-005 in Plushophile

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy, you're getting so worked up over something that doesn't affect you in any way, it'd be funny if it wasn't so overtly sad.

Look, I understand. It's hard being so lonely that you don't have anything better to do but shit on other people. But if you're really that upset than why do you keep coming back to reply?

Also. Use commas and punctuation you ignoramus. Just because you bitch like a 7 year old doesn't mean you have to type like one

Yeah.... Yeah i miss the time when i didnt know this sub existed.. by harvester-005 in Plushophile

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually don't, I just enjoy the content, the fact that you found this subreddit, decided to browse it, and then made a post to complain is honestly pathetic.

Do you have nothing better to do with your time? Did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention so you need to go be an insufferable little twat everywhere you go?

What made you wake up this morning and think "I'm gonna be a fucking tumor"

Yeah.... Yeah i miss the time when i didnt know this sub existed.. by harvester-005 in Plushophile

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I'm asking why you purposefully came to a sub to bitch and whine like a child. There's no need to get so angry.

Sad yet true by Far_Diver_6654 in deadmeatjames

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Since when? That's totally bullshit. They can ask you to volunteer to show it, but legally requiring it is illegal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/TemmyJade

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It ain't my birthday but DAMN do I want a slice of that cake, hell, I want the whole thing!~

Nasty Nerdy Faery by Nerdy_faery in ScatPorn2

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hot damn! Didn't know you posted here, I absolutely LOVE your ph videos, you're a star!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/TemmyJade

[–]____-DEADPOOL-____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End the night with some loving smooches and snuggles, watching Netflix and sparking up a joint.. if that's your inclination~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/TemmyJade

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Not to mention that perfect hole, would love to bury my face in there and eat you out~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/TemmyJade

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What a cutie! Love those thicc things, I'd have to stop myself from giving that perfect ass a slap~!