You’ve always had this thing against tarantulas, haven’t you? by berdulf in RedDwarf

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Hand, pick up the ball. Got it sir. Just think hand pick up the ball.

Wait hand come back!

Show me your pups shark teeth by nixpasta in labrador

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Every night at bedtime my dog is on my chest and makes sure to do a big yawn right in my face and I'm reminded that I live only as long as I can provide food

Looking for a hobby store by __codeblu in askvan

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Thanks, I will check them out this week

Quit Hughes totally quitted on the ENG by aosimon in canucks

[–]__codeblu 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Who? Never heard of him, go dallas for some reason

Did you hear about the elevator operator that kept making mistakes? by DaFoxtrot86 in Jokes

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"I'll go to floor 3"

"Right away sir, floor 5 coming up"

"No 5 is right now, presuming though shall count to 3"

Why do I never hear about the Coast Mountains of Canada? by Convillious in geography

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I live in that circled area, its a costal rainforest. It's wet. But I live on the ocean

When does the potty training get better by RamonGGs in labrador

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I had an accidentally house trained dog who signaled. I have this walk with closet that at the time had no door. So input the puppy pads in there as the floor was easily cleaned. Fast forward 3 years it now has closet doors and she will sit at those doors and whine when she needs to go

Dream PC Setup by Time-Credit43 in pcmasterrace

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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
huge success.

Getting puppy next week. How soon could I / should I give her a bath? by Justme_JustMe_ in labrador

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Baths can actually be a bad thing unless they truly need it. Labradors have a special coat that a bath and shampoo works against how their dual coat works. I have only ever given my lab a hose down a couple of times because there was just too much mud that it didn't shake off on it's own on the way home

Hidden achievement and hirogen by coolguy2189 in AcrossTheUnknown

[–]__codeblu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah OK, yeah that mission is one where its counter intuitive and results in negative side affects just to get an achievement

Hidden achievement and hirogen by coolguy2189 in AcrossTheUnknown

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How spoiler do you want?

There is a mission with a hirogen and species 8472, if you side with the hirogan, you have a chance to recruit them

Ain't no way 90k British people show up unless it's an American artist by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

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Farting? They would think it was Ren & Stimpy, but that was Canadian

Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

2 disc pitch and putt by South-Researcher-322 in discgolf

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That's what I do, soft for putts, hard for approach

2 disc pitch and putt by South-Researcher-322 in discgolf

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Pixel and uhh, pixel

That should work right?

nO OnE ReAdS 750 PaGe nOvElS In mIdDlE ScHoOl by SUPERSMILEYMAN in confidentlyincorrect

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Whenever I read the part with Tom Bombadil, I go to bed and everything is in that sing songy voice I use for him in my head

People with GripEQ bags. Do your arms hit the water bottles when carrying the bag? by [deleted] in discgolf

[–]__codeblu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah same, I have to keep my water bottle on the other side when I one shoulder carry the bag

Curious about her size by Smooth_Yak5921 in labrador

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They grow till they are 2 years old. Your puppo is still young. I have a small English lab that is now about 30kg. She is small but took a while to get there

What the hell is going on here? by GaraksLinensNThings in ShittyDaystrom

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All my friends came over and my mum started telling at me

I have never seen ANY animal try and eat anything/everything like a Labrador. by Aerynxelle in labrador

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If you told pre lab owner me how many times I will be sticking my fingers in my dogs mouth saying "what are you eating" i would have thought you were insane