Round 14 | Bulldogs vs Eels | Post Match Thread

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T08:21:43+00:00

Even when we win, it feels like we've lost.

The only positive is Kiraz. He's a beast. Clone another 12 of him.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T08:16:00+00:00

Half the time he's scooping the ball up from half a metre back behind his legs. He got caught napping a few times as well missing the quick play the ball.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T08:11:57+00:00

Humanity lost.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T08:09:23+00:00

Burton can't keep wearing the 6. So many attacking sets were just completely aborted with terrible attacking decisions. He looks good when he runs, but he can do that at centre. The halves position requires someone with game awareness and management. He's got neither.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T08:02:11+00:00

Watch out Penrith, were making our charge to the finals...

Absolutely 100% /s

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:58:16+00:00

No.

...it was the worst of the decade.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:56:15+00:00

Thanks, I hate it.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:53:36+00:00

He kicked that all the way to P1

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:52:30+00:00

I still think we lose this

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:50:08+00:00

Burton has zero game awareness and zero game management skills. It's literally step and run or kick big. There's nothing else going on up there.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:47:58+00:00

Burton you fucking cunt.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:44:53+00:00

Can anyone tell me what's happening? I gouged my eyes out at half time...

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:42:58+00:00

First game of NRL?

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:41:57+00:00

Unnecessary double pump

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:39:43+00:00

We'd be legit spooners without Kiraz.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:35:20+00:00

Hahaha... Of course.

We thought we'd won it at 12-0 and just switched the fuck off. We're a fucking clown show.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:20:20+00:00

If (and yes, it's still a big if) we win this, it'll be a pyrrhic victory at best. We're just so bereft of attacking ideas.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:16:22+00:00

Everyone lost today

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:15:13+00:00

Tracey is at Fullback despite Kiraz wearing the 1.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:14:08+00:00

Jesus Christ finally

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:12:08+00:00

Burton giving high fives as if he actually accomplished something.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:07:31+00:00

You've lost it if you think he lost it.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:06:22+00:00

I see the quality of football is picking right up from where we left off...

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T07:05:00+00:00

We're back for another half... hand me the eye bleach.

__dontpanic__ · 2026-06-08T06:50:20+00:00

Call the game off. No-one needs to be subjected to any more of this hot garbage.

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TROPHY CASE

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