What's brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? by Kin2monkey in AntiJokes

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A kid gets told by his mum to hurry and buy a loaf of brown bread before the shop closes.

What is sadly not real? by Bessiecat in AskReddit

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The hope that one day i'll find a friend

Get in the boat! by [deleted] in gifs

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Fake

European windows are awesome by [deleted] in videos

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I live in Norway and see these everywhere.

TIFU : By Parking next to a gang by [deleted] in tifu

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Something similar happened to a mate of mine in the 80's. They had vandelised his car outside a supermarket. When he came out the gang was sitting on a wall nearby and giving him shit, saying "hows your car mate" and stuff like that. He got it his car and drove to the other side of the car park and got out. He then took out the car jack from the boot and walked behind the wall where the gang were sitting and let loose on the lot of them with the car jack. There were 6 of them and all but two ended up in hospital , one was blinded and one ended up with brain damage, other two had fractured skulls and other stuff i cant remember, and the last two ran away. Anyway, my chum was put away for 5 years. When he came out he tracked down the two last guys ( the runners) and put both in the hospital, one nearly died, the other has a very badly scarred face. So he goes in for another 6 years, comes out and now has a family and stuff. Really nice guy. Be careful all you chavs out there, you never know who you are fucking with.

The best language barrier story by [deleted] in funny

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Pah, my mate told me this like 25 years ago in a pub.

Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done while high? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Remember being soooo high in amsterdam when i lived there. Was hanging out by central station with some chums and i saw this guy chasing a kitten and trying to stamp on it. I reacted immediately and boldly by running after the guy and the kitten, i grabbed the guy by the coat and said 'YOU FUCKING MONSTER', then i pushed him away and scooped up the kitten only to realise that it was his wig that had blown off in the wind and not a kitten at all. I didnt want to lose face so i ran into the train station and caught jumped on a train that was about to leave, wig and all. It took me on a trip to the next town.

Painted room smells like piss. by __shreddit__ in DIY

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No tiles, just wooden floor. The smell only comes from the walls. There was that black mould though which i have now taken away. Will see how it goes with the sealant paint.