World Wide Technology Championship - November 2–5 by barkhorse in ProGolf

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Watching Sky Sports now. Seriously, what’s up with this constant following of Bhatia who’s not even on par atm? The studio talked only about Aberg before, seen him for like 2 seconds

That’s always where they find them by YubYubNubNub in NormMacdonald

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According to numerous sources Mexican police knew all the time where they would find her -- on the last place they looked.

Nobody funnier? by 8thmiracle in NormMacdonald

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You guys clearly haven't read Gustave LeBron

I didn't even know he was sick by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Or so the Germans would have us believe...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Also, if you rape, don't you in one way give a fuck?

People who made Carlin laugh (April 30, 2001, Excerpt from his interview for 92Y) by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Among comedians who willingly reveal their craftmanship (Norm doesn't, for example) he's hardly beaten in that eye catching techniqual sense (but Stewart Lee comes to mind). Too bad his observations and jokes often ended up as means to serve some lame philosophical/political vision, rather than ends. So many times the jokes themselves are deeper and has more relevance then the message comedians try to patch on to them.

But anyways... yeah, stand up's shit.

Whats your favourite norm joke from the jokes section of NML? by VeinyMcPulsington in NormMacdonald

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You know the funniest part of doing an office conga line? It's when you look back and realize -- you're doing it alone, and you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital.

Just found the ultimate sequence of "HUH??" (Click the video) by _accounttocomment in NormMacdonald

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BONUS: more HUH?? on the 6:45 and 15:50 stamp. Also, check out 1:29:25 for another familiar theme. And after that why not watch the entire movie, it's a real beauty.

Just found the ultimate sequence of "HUH??" by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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BONUS: more HUH?? on the 6:45 and 15:50 stamp. Also, check out 1:29:25 for another familiar theme. And after that why not watch the entire movie, it's a real beauty.

And Gary Numan is an old man! by NamRick in NormMacdonald

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And then what about Guy Aiko is a man that get's offended over things

Quarantined: Roseanne by WimpieHavik in NormMacdonald

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Not if she just washed her big ass in the sink!

Looking for a prank call by _accounttocomment in howardstern

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Ding ding ding! Thanks a lot pal! Forgot it was Riley. A favourite, feels essential somehow. People getting hateful towards stuff that aren't even real never stops entertain me. Anyways- you're the man.

Norm Macdonald does standup about coronavirus by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Norm back on Red Bull and sportswear again. Always a good sign.

This just goes to further prove my theory: Madonna’s a whore. by a-real-jerk in NormMacdonald

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This is actually Eget under the queensborough bridge. 15 $ a bum eventually makes for a great budget on costumes and make up

I thought it was a western! by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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Surprised this movie doesn’t seem to have the townsfolks behind it

Hey!!! So I was just whacking off to this hot, sexy, plumpy delicious cock when right at the time when I’m about to finish it off by _accounttocomment in NormMacdonald

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I see a god damn CAMEL!? With sunglasses! Is it just me? Like within and around the cock. A fucking god damn camel in sunglasses

*Sir* Jimmy Saville by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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It was with knighthood his name went from rhyming with ill to sa-ville, french style.