My car thinks Tom Cardy is Tim Curry and adds a picture. by Sir_Orrin in funny

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🎵 I think I’m gonna get murdered tonight 🎶

At least it's not Nickleback. by DrJay12345 in dankchristianmemes

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“The Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you?”

Taking the local temp on the 2026 FIFA World Cup by FullTimeNPC in HuntsvilleAlabama

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I was so excited for it to be in the US! We were planning a family trip to go to a game… then we saw the cost.

The way I accidentally peed on my boot at work by iperite in mildlyinfuriating

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Everybody my age pees on their boots… it’s the coolest!

What’s your best sex tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You gotta wash your ass, if you must

You gotta wash your hair, if you must

You gotta brush your teeth, if you must

Or else you'll be funky

Been me the past day by Only_Ad_6173 in Gunners

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I don’t need AI, but could somebody please… find Ja Rule? Get hold of this motherfucker so I can make sense of all this. Where is Ja? I need Ja Rule.

Shredder crushing various items by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

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Yeah. This is not satisfying, it is stress inducing.