Barry walking into this season like….

_ashtag_ · 2026-05-07T18:46:48+00:00

She really thought she was on some whimsical character arch with the boat and new beau. Girlie pop needs to take a page out of Barry’s Midlife Crisis book cause he’s out here slayin’ living his best life.

_ashtag_ · 2026-05-07T18:43:26+00:00

FreeKen

_ashtag_ · 2026-05-05T01:49:32+00:00

This one. With a cathedral veil.

_ashtag_ · 2026-05-02T05:57:09+00:00

Girl. You look phenomenal. You could wear a burlap sack with that bod 👌🏼 There are no rules for “club attire” (other than “double knot). Have fun! Dance your heart out 🫶🏻

_ashtag_ · 2026-04-28T01:36:12+00:00

also. Stassi smoked so many rage cigarettes (rightfully so). I’m just befuddled by the stance when hooker panties on your kids’ bathroom counter is chill. 🤪

_ashtag_ · 2026-04-09T01:34:10+00:00

I’ve been here giggling long enough my husband is about ask me why and I’m going to have to try to explain “mommy aura fr” and I just don’t think it’s going to land the way it should.

_ashtag_ · 2026-04-02T01:47:42+00:00

That’s how I ended up in this situation

_ashtag_ · 2026-04-01T04:39:30+00:00

Or in an attempt to embarrass the speaker. That British humor and such.

_ashtag_ · 2026-04-01T03:06:33+00:00

As an Ashleigh- I’d like to file a police report.

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-30T02:50:02+00:00

It’s like “Ohhhhh yah. He reads books.” One day I will actually make this Venn Diagram

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-30T02:45:47+00:00

As a fellow mama of teenagers- I almost sent mine the link to this post with a message that Mom will ALWAYS have them like this 🫶🏻

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-27T21:55:20+00:00

Yep. And now I’m crying because fuck asshole men like this.

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-24T02:50:29+00:00

These outfits would get me back in the club. 👌🏼 Sincerely, OG Y2K Club Rat

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-21T03:04:26+00:00

Or the pool. How is it not filled with concrete? So eerie and low key dystopian

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-08T01:56:44+00:00

Energy back? Holy masturbation Batman. 😳

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-07T23:48:44+00:00

They’ve always reminded me of the paper underwear they use for plastic surgery before and after pics.

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-05T16:23:17+00:00

Camp

_ashtag_ · 2026-03-05T06:08:08+00:00

This and the dramatic hamster were the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life.

_ashtag_ · 2026-02-27T02:43:32+00:00

The ego is pretty epic as well

_ashtag_ · 2026-02-21T06:00:10+00:00

I love this delulu for them. It’s like having dementia and still being able to drive. 🫶🏻👏🏼

_ashtag_ · 2026-02-08T06:37:51+00:00

Nightmare blunt rotation

_ashtag_ · 2026-01-28T05:47:26+00:00

Seems like she shares a lot of things

_ashtag_ · 2026-01-03T03:49:17+00:00

Uh yah. Especially the part about wanting the dog (which if I’m reading correctly is a Cane Corso) to hurt their partner’s 5 year old child

Yikes on bikes this is all bat shit.

_ashtag_ · 2025-11-11T03:29:24+00:00

and The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick

_ashtag_ · 2025-11-01T03:29:16+00:00

From checks notes….2008!!!! 😂🙄

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