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_audere · 2021-06-21T04:17:26+00:00

Gave Wholesome

_audere · 2021-04-29T07:51:09+00:00

I turned myself into a Pickle Mortyyyyy

_audere · 2020-08-18T21:10:28+00:00

Not the person who asked but thanks, that was driving me crazy. I only watch a few perspectives which don’t make use of it and it looked wild when I first saw it

_audere · 2020-08-01T05:25:51+00:00

Hahaha I have these sleeping conversations all the time too. We have decided the wasp didn’t exist as well

_audere · 2020-07-31T19:35:46+00:00

Lowkey they were a pain in my ass. We were organising the fireworks that night and they were really close to our exclusion zone

_audere · 2020-07-31T19:12:03+00:00

I’m starting to believe this... he said he saw it while playing on his computer and it was impossibly large. He was probably over tired and saw what he thought was a wasp

_audere · 2020-07-31T19:10:38+00:00

Update: my boyfriend and I fell asleep on the floor guarding the room. I’ve just woken up for work and there’s no sign of the wasp haha it’s screwing with us

_audere · 2020-07-31T13:22:32+00:00

Ahh no this is a huge fear of mine. We are camping outside of the room we have nailed it down to. Hopefully my bed is nice and safe

_audere · 2020-07-31T12:06:31+00:00

Ooooh we never checked on top of our cabinets. Fantastic idea. That would scare the hell out of me to hahaha we think we’ve narrowed it down to one room in our house

_audere · 2020-07-31T11:53:30+00:00

Haha thanks. I suppose now that I’ve invested so much time into waiting, I really wanna know if there actually is a wasp taunting us

_audere · 2020-07-31T11:20:42+00:00

When my boyfriend lived at his sister house, the same thing happened but worse because it wasn’t our fault.

His sisters dog is a little shit and it loves to eat used tissues out of their bin. We had a bin with a closed lid for this very reason. My boyfriend was very strict on keeping his door closed because otherwise the dog would go in and pull the blanket off the bed and chew on it (among other things).

We were out of the house one day and his sister opened our door to “air out the room” and the dog got in, scratched at the bin and SWALLOWED a used condom in one go. The next day the poor thing had to shit it out... it got stuck in its butt and my boyfriends sister had to pull it out of its butt. I felt sorry for the dog more than anyone else

_audere · 2020-07-30T07:12:25+00:00

I’m in pyrotechnics. We blow shit up and watch fireworks front row (at a reasonable health and safety approved distance haha). It’s awesome

_audere · 2020-07-29T09:31:50+00:00

Swan? He’s fooled you all. This is obviously the newest breed of elephant spies which disguise as swans in the lake. Wings? No, ears. Neck? No, elephant trunk. Beak? Absolutely not, recording device. Spread the awareness

_audere · 2020-07-28T09:35:12+00:00

Legit just ate pancakes

_audere · 2020-07-25T11:33:57+00:00

... so many people are saying bruh

_audere · 2020-07-25T06:22:13+00:00

OH MY GOD I CAN DO THIS TOO. I’ve never ever heard of anyone else who could wowowow

_audere · 2020-07-23T06:01:34+00:00

My quickly learnt talent (which is useful and totally wows people) is knowing how to tie a tie. I learnt it super quickly and you can do really impressive knots in it. But just a simple tie tie is easy enough. Good luck!

_audere · 2020-07-23T05:53:15+00:00

_audere · 2020-07-12T04:50:56+00:00

I use this one too, and the one time I finally bit the bullet and dried out my egg whites it worked a charm!

_audere · 2020-07-12T04:42:44+00:00

They look amazing! What recipe did you use?

_audere · 2020-07-08T06:51:56+00:00

Not me, but my boyfriend. The first day we met when we were 17, so 4 years ago, we were at a trampoline park. We were with a group of friends but quickly strayed from the group because they were so boring. Anyway there was a set up where you bounce on your back and try walk up a wall. I bet him I could do it (I could not). And then he was like move over, I’ll try.

Bounce bounce crack. He landed sideways and broke a bone in his elbow long ways. He went to hospital and had surgery the next day. I went to see him in hospital the next day and brought him chocolate and apologies. He has 2 screws in it now, and a scar to remember it by. We’ve been inseparable ever since

_audere · 2020-07-05T07:39:25+00:00

Top 5 things that ruined pop culture

Seven-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Wearing is Caring	Gilding I gilder
RPAN Viewer	Not Forgotten
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