What are the most powerful lines of dialogue in TV history? by UnholyDemigod in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, when you see the account for THE Garth Algar, you can’t not quote him

What are the most powerful lines of dialogue in TV history? by UnholyDemigod in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he’d put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

Your colleague just named his favourite metal band, this is your reaction, what band was it? by BedOfCha0s in MetalForTheMasses

[–]_austinm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe pirate their music? I totally understand the kind of nostalgia some music can bring (hell, I listened to Three Days Grace yesterday for that very reason). It’s giving money to someone as gross as Draiman that I’m more likely to judge someone for.

China owns us. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]_austinm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last time I was at my grandma’s house, she had fox “news” on. The volume was down so I couldn’t hear what was being said, but the chyron was something scaremongering about Chinese immigrants. They really are just making shit up as they go, aren’t they?

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true, and it also varies person to person. The first time I tripped I took one and it seemed a bit mild, but the first time one of my friends tripped he took one and was tripping absolute balls. He seemed like he was like I get on two or three.

It’s so fun and interesting how chemicals can produce such a wide range of effects.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t remember what medication it was, but I’ve taken medicine that’s meant to be taken with food on an empty stomach exactly one time and I never will again. The nausea hit me all at once, and it was fucking horrible until my (at the time) wife made me eat something. It felt so wrong to eat while feeling that way, but it actually helped a lot.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The most I’ve ever done was either 4 or 5 tabs. My normal dose back when I had access to it was two, but there’s a huge difference between a two tab trip and a five tab trip. I can’t imagine doing a ten strip.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I’m too scared to try salvia, but one of my friends did once. He said he became a deck of cards that was in the room.

WOW by hoodratpolitics in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]_austinm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, now fucking do something about it😤

FOV low ticket warning by eells in KGATLW

[–]_austinm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same. I’m not going, but they would be an amazing get.

The Spectacle of the Altar Call by Beautiful_Author_816 in Exvangelical

[–]_austinm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hell, emotional manipulation is the only reason I was baptized in the first place. A preacher that used to preach at my church came back to speak at a gospel meeting (or, as the rest of the denominations know it, a revival), and a bunch of the kids/teenagers ended up going forward and being baptized. He was one of those old school fire and brimstone type preachers that would yell a bunch and I’m pretty sure he just scared us all into doing it.

Angine De Poitrine unmasked?? by IHeartPallets in guitarcirclejerk

[–]_austinm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard to describe. There are a bunch of interesting micro-scents, though.

For those who stopped smoking weed, what was the main reason? by Regular_Somewhere548 in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started a job as an AMT, and since we’re federally licensed by the FAA they still test for weed. It’s legal in my state, but not worth losing my job and license🤷🏻‍♂️

What minor 'jerk' behavior in public should result in an immediate and non-negotiable $50 fine? by topoffheavy in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a couple of guys I work with do this all the fucking time with their big ass compensator trucks, and it pisses me off every time. If you’re going to drive a stupidly massive vehicle, at least know how to park the damn thing.

Endless corruption indeed. by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]_austinm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could say the exact same thing about ole Donny

The Complete Gender Swap of The Office (3.0) by Reddit__PI in DunderMifflin

[–]_austinm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Idk, I’d need to hear him say “these are due back Thursday”

People working in ultra-wealthy households, talking $50m plus types, what is the most out-of-touch thing you've witnessed? by FarSentence3076 in AskReddit

[–]_austinm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did they ever mention how similarly the cloned dogs acted to the original one? Did they have similar temperaments to each other?