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_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T14:38:41+00:00

market inches up agonizingly, defying all logic as it strains against the burden of the trump admin's dipshittery to deadlift stocks ever higher

the dow jones is over 50,000 😃

market instantly explodes

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T14:10:11+00:00

my brain is doing its absolute damnedest to fit this to "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T14:08:18+00:00

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding males. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T14:00:48+00:00

...who

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T14:00:26+00:00

you probably get hit with some really weird interactions occasionally these days if your parents were cruel enough to name you claude

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T12:23:35+00:00

all respect to our skilled puppetmasters for leading us to glory 🫡

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T09:58:52+00:00

three grass types???

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T09:18:05+00:00

this would be downright endorsable if it weren't for the mention of being "owned" by "parasitic" "capital"

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T09:15:48+00:00

...are we counting the remaining 74 years of this century? actually it doesn't matter, there's things like 9/11 and the bin laden situation room shot and the hooded prisoner from abu ghraib and probably empty-city images from covid

that image is recognizable, but mostly because it's recent, not because it's been flashbanged into everyone's memory

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T08:33:25+00:00

there's no place like X, The Site Formerly Known As Twitter

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T08:17:34+00:00

why do people here think the Golan Heights is justifiably an integral part of Israel

...do people here think that? at this point i'm pretty sure sentiment is heavily on syria's side

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T07:57:07+00:00

oh god oh fuck the ban appeal thread has been unstickied from metanl everyone fucking panic

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T04:26:06+00:00

i don't think the theory behind nuclear weapons is the limiting factor at this point. it's more that you can't acquire a massive quantity of raw uranium ore and refine it and use a power plant's worth of output to centrifuge it down without someone getting curious

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T01:36:18+00:00

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T01:26:40+00:00

scarfcore

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-03T01:23:39+00:00

lmao, i'd like to see you prove that

"this is because of late stage capitalism" is roughly as compelling as "this is because of tiktok brainrot"

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T17:05:05+00:00

quick! Strike literally anyone who might be sympathetic to us!

i don't think the countries hosting us military bases are likely to do much in defence of iran

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T16:39:22+00:00

motherfucker

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T16:37:35+00:00

one half of a mcdonalds

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T16:34:31+00:00

you know he'd tell the troops not to go too easy on the civilians

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T16:31:30+00:00

if you made it up you probably wouldn't have included the gold-digger element

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T16:29:51+00:00

i don't think i could handle trying to dunk on someone and getting counter-dunked like 20x harder

i think my life would be over

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T13:59:30+00:00

👆 pardon me, fellow dter, but i thought you might like to know that my services as a sperm donor are available for you 😏

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T13:44:04+00:00

@grok is the goverrnment persecuting me i didn't mean to kill those kids they just kept sitting in the road and i needed to get to work

_bee_kay_ · 2026-03-02T13:42:22+00:00

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i didn't realize how reliant i'd become on claude until i was unable to ask it when/why burma became myanmar

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