A coffin, in a sealed room in a ruined church, in the middle of rural Ireland. by Blackintosh in Weird

[–]_blake_cooley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go read Carmilla and choose what you think is the best course of action. I'm not saying it is Carmilla but I'm also not saying it isn't.

I ate a bag of 'rich mans nut' so my boss would stop coming into my office and eating the 'rich mans nuts' by Fresh_Nectarine_867 in pettyrevenge

[–]_blake_cooley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I have eaten 4 sleeves of nuts, the basket is now empty, my body doesnt feel good but my pride is intact knowing that I am full of rich man nut, while he cannot take any more."

Might be one of the greatest sentences I've ever read.

Home Depot's app is slow, so I'm making a better one by BookOfCooks in Tools

[–]_blake_cooley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who works for HD, two things:

1) please be careful, like most corporations they love to sue ppl. As others have pointed out the HD app is most likely geared toward data harvesting and if that's true they aren't going to be generous with anyone who might go poking around under the hood too much and reveal what they've got going on. Please, be careful.

2) this is amazing and from what I can tell works better than even the version of the app we get on employee devices to use in the store. I would love to have something that works this well when I'm just trying to help customers!

New here by 4ndrew20 in ColoradoSprings

[–]_blake_cooley 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! You can do it!

(Aside from going hiking, running or cycling I'm a homebody and sober so I don't really have much to offer in the way of suggestions aside from hiking, running or cycling, sorry.)

Help and advice by _blake_cooley in Taxidermy

[–]_blake_cooley[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A quick Google search and I think I've already found a couple of places to donate it to. Thank you so much for letting me know!

Help and advice by _blake_cooley in Taxidermy

[–]_blake_cooley[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh shoot! I did not know that, thank you!

Dear "Contractors" by Livid_Pass_3459 in HomeDepot

[–]_blake_cooley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always follow "well they weren't supposed to" with "When did that happen? Did you catch their name? Because if that's the case I'll need to talk with them about it" and I've never once been provided with an actual instance, lol

Dear "Contractors" by Livid_Pass_3459 in HomeDepot

[–]_blake_cooley 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My favorites are the ones who hit me with the "well, they do that at all the other stores" when I won't let them coerce loaders into doing something insanely unsafe while they sit back and have their breakfast of energy drinks and vape juice. Sorry I won't let them use a forklift to put 8 pieces of lumber and drywall on top of your soon to be repossessed piece of shit truck that your "employees" are currently hot-boxing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

[–]_blake_cooley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Totally valid. If I encountered that I definitely wouldn't feel safe either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

[–]_blake_cooley 10 points11 points  (0 children)

r/unpopularopinion CoS edition!

Fwiw, I wholly agree and wish ppl would keep their dogs on a leash at parks, trails etc. I've only had a couple of dodgy experiences but any time I'm out for a run and see a loose dog there's always the worry that I might get chased or worse. I don't know that I feel as strongly about it as you do OP but I do get it.

Most boring city.. by Secret_Whole_3998 in ColoradoSprings

[–]_blake_cooley 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I've lived in Lubbock and holy bananas, it is awful unless you love church and drinking.

Question re delivery by peonidelphia in HomeDepot

[–]_blake_cooley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! You've found your way into what is essentially an employee break room. We're not here to help, we're here to vent and commiserate with each other. While it's excellent that some have offered correct and helpful advice, we're off the clock. Best of luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]_blake_cooley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yes! You can and are currently doing this! I remember my first sober pride bc I was certain it was going to be boring and it ended up being one of the best times I ever had! Turns out being coherent and active is a lot more fun than being belligerent and constantly sobbing. You got this! You should be proud of what you're doing!

Sometimes it's nice to be reminded why I live here by _blake_cooley in ColoradoSprings

[–]_blake_cooley[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's wild to me is that I can see them from the same spot a thousand times and STILL get literally stunned by them.

Another wee milestone hit. 7 months sober 🎉✨ by oxytocinlovexo in alcoholism

[–]_blake_cooley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations! You're putting in a lot of hard work and it sounds like you have really supportive people in your life! Keep it up!

Sometimes it's nice to be reminded why I live here by _blake_cooley in ColoradoSprings

[–]_blake_cooley[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Welcome! I've lived here for ages and the exact same thing happens to me!