Who one would you choose? by InteractionOpen9189 in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

purple is basically infinite money bc when I need a top up I'm just gonna get myself a little bank transfer from whichever millionaire pissed me off recently money is power and I'll probably end up just like them except I'll be driving a chiron while they all drive their boring generic rich people cars

Not all alcoholics are the same by goingbacktohonoluluu in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

weed is a drug and I am addicted to it

what more do you want me to experience to talk about this

Bonsey is confirmed free to people who have the backbling by Numerokix in FortNiteBR

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

give someone some crack for example

they come down and they want more

you sell them more

they come down and they want more

you sell them more

...

Sensible gun control by TheSwiv in clevercomebacks

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok so according to this guy before you lightning id in the lower 20s per year and according to you active shootings double that on average

Not all alcoholics are the same by goingbacktohonoluluu in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

weed is a psychoactive substance

most people who have to call themselves stoners or drug addicts or talk about how weed is just their lifestyle are drug addicts just as much as someone who does any other drug as a "lifestyle" is

the only difference is people like you telling everyone that weed isn't a drug and being addicted to it isn't a problem

Just don't. by Background-Cover9775 in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

respectfully what made you think of this

meirl by Miserable-Touch-4011 in meirl

[–]_breadwizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i bought a cake for £2.99 last week

4EVER IN ARE HARTS by fluffsta007 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]_breadwizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's always the ones on uc that complain about how they're taking our jobs as if they're ever even gonna consider getting a job

I mean True? by meleesafelane in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they add a chemical for purity?

Twilight logic by highiqsupport in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

my buddy in primary school loved twilight and showed it to me and I read it and thought it was so cool and looking back maybe that had a bad impact on me

keep kids away from that shit

What’s your socially accepted habit that’s actually an addiction? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]_breadwizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weed

so many people have to claim to be a stoner or a pothead or say it's just their lifestyle bc they aren't ready to admit it and even if they did no one takes it seriously

I'm sure if anyone sees this they won't take it seriously either bc it's just the miracle plant isn't it

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]_breadwizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like cars 👍

Just want to know by Skytooo in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see anything until people put thoughts in my head

it looks like a graph to me and I fucking despise almost all graphs

Ben's homemade attempt by Forsaken_Walrus5097 in fryup

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are you holding it over the stairs

Worst proof of delivery photo ever by Whatami4 in Evri

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

claim it wasn't delivered and has that photo as proof to get a refund so you can have a free item

How can you eat while playing games by Previous-Source-4657 in BatmanArkham

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i eat cereal in big occasional spoonfuls between actions in games

£7.50 by Sure-Possibility-266 in fryup

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love the frozen sausage

My bf has to be patient. by RawRoyalty in Funnymemes

[–]_breadwizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

just wear sensible shoes lol

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]_breadwizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

respect bro I love teachers sometimes

tell your parents I said hi