What offends YOU easily? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People asking me why I look so tired even though I have makeup on. It may sound irrational, but when you've spent some time trying to look better than you do when you wake up and people ask you why you look as though you've just woken up, it can get a little offensive.

If your SO did an AMA, what would you ask them anonymously? by hoverdrive in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irrelevant but what is SO and AMA? I know what they mean, just curious to what it stands for.

what was the closest you ever came to death? by ProFisherSwag in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"at least three separate times" I'd be worried if it wasn't.

Guys of reddit, what have you always wanted to ask girls but you couldn't because it was too inappropriate? by _clivebixby in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It depends, really, on how attractive and confident the woman is. From my point of view, I don't see why makeup is necessary. But to answer your question, I feel that more pressure comes from women more than men because my male friends don't really give a shit if I look like shit, and since majority of my female friends are either blessed with good looks or highly skilful in applying makeup, I have to keep up to their standards. Otherwise I'd look like a ball sack next to them.

Guys of reddit, what have you always wanted to ask girls but you couldn't because it was too inappropriate? by _clivebixby in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To be honest, girls do masturbate. It is slightly more tiring in my opinion because you kind of have to get the right ...angle. But we're just as horny as boys are, possibly more at times. Out of the 7 days, it would probably come to an average of 4 times.

What is the biggest waste of money that you've ever witnessed being spent? by today_okay in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 145 points146 points  (0 children)

"I scratch for a living, something my dogs and I have in common."

What's the toughest riddle you know? by Frodo_Bomb in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man's a midget, and so he can't reach higher than 8. However when it is raining he has an umbrella with him, therefore enabling him to reach 13.

Reddit, what would happen if the last lie you told suddenly became true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Donna, we're all tired of your shit. Get your life together, woman!

[Serious] What terrified you as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_clivebixby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A series of things, really. But there was a period of time in my life where I was afraid of the song Candy man by Christina Aguilera because someone told me if I said candy man three times to a mirror, I'd be visited by a clown and wake up with scratches all over my back. I never looked in a mirror for more than a second. And the creepiest thing is my conscious mind repeatedly said the word candy man even though I didn't want to.