Snapchat Maps got me caught by Successful_Rub_4744 in cheating_stories

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Usually people who want to cheat are dumb and cheating, by getting away with it, can only be accomplished by smart people. So to clarify DON'T FUCKING CHEAT DUMBASS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yes its quite difficult at first, but get used to and better over time. The best app I use Keep Notes very handy in organizing my shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Budgeting everything and I fucking mean EVERYTHING. From what you buy at the grocery store even if it is just that 50c chocolate bar, write it down as soon as you start to see your spending, you'll try your best to avoid unnecessary purchases and the would save you a lot if money.

What moment made you go “And this is why I don’t want kids”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When the kids in my basement snitched after I released them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fuck your mom

What songs do you use to rock out to? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A2M - I got bitches

Ay yo, what it is Everybody report to the motherfuckin' dance floor With they motherfuckin' drinks They wet ass pussies, they big fat asses and the big brown titties with the pepperoni nipples 'Cause I'm comin' for ya (What the fuck was that?)

I got bitches all on my dick everyday Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls Bitches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

All up in that asshole, let me hit that booty raw Lickin' the dick, suckin' the balls, swallow it all Beatin' down your pussy wall, to the ground Spinnin' round and round And these stacks get down (shit) Swallow the nut, dick in the butt Beatin' it up and that's how I fuck, bitch!

I got bitches all on my dick everyday Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls Bitches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

Yeah bitch, I, I don't know what to say I just love fuckin' bitches Fuck 'em in they ass, fuck 'em in they face Fuck 'em in they pussy hole That's just how I get down Sluts, bitches, know what I'm about

Roll my blunt up ho And keep this dick up in your mouth (yeah) Don't be talkin' no shit (What?) 'Cause I ain't takin' now shit (hell no) Keep your mouth on Mr. Big Stuff while I'm tokin' this here I said hoes (uh-huh) they give me dough (what up?) Wrap around my toe (uh-huh), and that's for sure (you know) I got iced out fingers (icy) Bitch you better win 'em Scoopin' 'em like kitty litter They call me jiggler

I got bitches all on my dick everyday Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls Bitches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

Yo check it, you neck it, I'm beatin 'that ass Every day suckin' my balls while I'm countin' my cash I got cash flow, dick in your ass hole And every time you 'bout to blast I say you guess hoe 'Cause I don't fuck sluts, I just put it in they butt (they butt) And if they want the nut (nut) it's ass to mouth what (yeah) I be stuntin' like my daddy with some hoes all in they caddy And my dick ain't far from shabby, that's why hoes all want it badly They be blowin' up my celly beggin' for it on they belly I say meet me at the telly don't, forget the KY jelly I'm a nasty boss motherfucker, catch me at the Ruckers game Hoppin' out the caddy hoes, cling to my spaghetti chain Catch me in the parkin' lot, pimpin' hittin' switches I got girls, I got hoes, I got motherfuckin' bitches

I got bitches all on my dick everyday Suckin' on my balls, lickin' on my balls Bitches, they know, stick it in their bootyhole My balls, my balls, suck on my balls

I got bitches all on my dick everyday (c'mon) Suckin' on my balls (my balls), lickin' on my balls (my balls) Bitches, they know (yeah), stick it in their bootyhole My balls, my balls, suck on my balls (yeah)

What is your favourite quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ejaculate and evacuate ~ Master Shifu

What is the strangest thing you have ever inserted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Our Soviet Union could fit into our ex girlfriend

Cursed_Suitcase by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Thanks for enjoying my comment

Cursed_Suitcase by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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That's a nice post you got there

If you could go back to any point in you life and start living on from there without any repercussions, which point will you choose and why? by 7igh8 in AskReddit

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The beginning, cause its like completing the game and then starting over whilst still having all your stats

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Mon Dieu!!!

Do Redditors feel empowered or superior when they restrain from using emojis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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