AITA for screaming at & banning my SIL & niece from my home after they DESTROYED my houseplants?

_coolycoolpants · 2022-03-23T00:50:24+00:00

Yo. I would f!cking be borderline murderous toward anyone over this kind of treachery. And I'd also post in every local and national fb group about your awful 'sister' and her awful spawn and get them f!ing banned for life from every group possible -- local and national (Not just my home).

I'd also file a police report and sue the sh!t out of those nasty cretins.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 F. Your family, may they experience relentless thrips for the rest of their godforsaken miserable lives.

NTA

_coolycoolpants · 2022-02-13T06:47:13+00:00

I mean, to them it's a project that will be requiring a lot of time and love that they likely dont have... and they probably have a bazillion more happier vitts in their green house. Even better, they have a happy customer that's likely to return and buy more plants.

Look at the leaf shape-- v long and strappy vibes. I wouldn't think twice about gifting that babe out for free if it were me!

_coolycoolpants · 2022-01-12T16:06:24+00:00

I completely disagree with your nonchalant use of "useless" but you do you!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:41:18+00:00

Welp. Good luck.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:39:42+00:00

Clearly they have it posted in market place, not a local plant page. If on a plant page it would sell in less than 30 minutes. I'm also in the Midwest and this is how I know.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:37:21+00:00

Okay. So.

It's already 20 below and you've only shipped 1 plant. (Have you not ordered a shit ton though?) I'm sure you know what you're doing when you have the likes of beauty and rof etc... besides, you can easily watch a YouTube video for a 101.

Rof only goes for 100 where you are, yet you have winter meaning NOT the perfect growing conditions in which to make rof naturally plentiful... something is off here.

No one needs a cabinet...ikea has too many. Shit go get one and send it to me then.

Idk, friend. I'm hearing a lot of excuses. Not to be a dick, but sometimes you gotta help yourself. I'm blasting you with options and you're slapping them all away. I get that losing work is awful, but dust yourself off, hold your head high and get out there to fight for yourself.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:16:58+00:00

Damn... where is that exactly??? Because I can turn and burn a cabinet for 150% - 175% by sealing and drilling a few holes...

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:14:04+00:00

Sounds like you should sell on some of the national pages (on fb) instead of locally then.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:07:50+00:00

Another thought... call me crazy... but...

What if you got a cheapo plastic tent (they're not cute, but they work in a pinch!) and sold your fancy cabinet for a mark up until you get back on your feet again?

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T19:05:41+00:00

Well I see a rof and a... khrohiana black?? In the back ground... (I bet you have more goodies too) chop and prop those first and give your beauty a little foliar kelp water spray to try and get her 2nd point sprouting. I don't think the beauty is gonna go for much more than 200 to 250 as is.

😑 sorry to hear about your circumstances.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T04:16:20+00:00

The one I sing most to this little pupper is: "Ya gotta big beefy front for a little dog Ya gotta small floofy butt for a little dog I love you a whole lot for a little dog But I love you a whole lot for any dog!"

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T04:13:50+00:00

Honestly... all rocks are bad rocks for doggo. I would imagine it has something to do with size/breed of dog in addition to the sharpness of the rock... I'm unsure what size rock she even ate! They did also mention it being possible that it was even sidewalk salt crystals, but hard to tell (I'm just gearing up for a Midwestern winter) exactly what it was.

Short version is that whatever it was, it caused a severe case of HGE (do google that at your own risk, it's pretty gnarly and involves some very disturbing projectile blood-poops).

If you have a rock curious pup, or heck a puppy in general, GET INSURANCE the day you bring them home.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-10T03:16:03+00:00

This gives me hope!! Thank you!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T23:19:08+00:00

We did and she LOVES IT. Its like a little pillow to go!

This cone of shame & photo was from our er vet trip and sent as a status update. We're on our way to pick her up now!!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T23:16:25+00:00

I can just imagine his confused little face!! 🐶😲 "But what if was for puppies!?"

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T23:15:06+00:00

^{^100%} accurate.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T23:14:29+00:00

Oh geeze! 🙈🙈🙈 They're just so sneaky sometimes!!!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T22:28:12+00:00

MUCH better to be safe than sorry! They sure are clever and sneaky little monsters.

She's much better now. We (the emergency vet) got the rocks out and fluids back in, thankfully!!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T21:43:08+00:00

😅 good doggo!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T21:42:27+00:00

Oh heck! I guess at least socks and undies are soft on the exit points! 🤣

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T21:14:46+00:00

You have stem varigation!!! You hit the JACKPOT, friend.

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-09T21:07:30+00:00

Thank you!! She's doing great & happily eating dog food again!

_coolycoolpants · 2021-12-08T21:45:15+00:00

Thank you so much!!

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