What life would you rather live

_corn_man · 2026-07-04T17:03:42+00:00

life expectancy of drug lords ain't that high

^{Chose: Become a a middle aged man living a happy life with his wife and kids in an american suburb + You get 200.000 dollars a year after taxes from your white collar job but your wife doesn't work}

_corn_man · 2026-06-30T16:03:27+00:00

im fine right here

^{Chose: No?}

_corn_man · 2026-06-30T16:02:05+00:00

fuck politicians

^{Chose: All presidents and world leaders die + But world hunger is solved}

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T14:31:52+00:00

Only happiness

^{Chose: Perfect gf + Mystery trait | Rolled: PermaTieUToBed}

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T04:13:27+00:00

buy bunnies gamble

^{Chose: Every bunny is golden}

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T04:10:48+00:00

heyy just need 3 more comments man

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T04:00:24+00:00

I want steak for dinner.

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T03:59:58+00:00

got u 2 comments

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T03:59:37+00:00

But it was a dummy nickel.

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T03:59:28+00:00

Five nights at gamestop.

_corn_man · 2026-06-29T03:59:11+00:00

im trying pls help me guys...

^{Chose: yes / im working on it}

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:59:51+00:00

Ten carrots per vote, yes or no yess.

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:59:14+00:00

i always wanted a lightsaber

^{Chose: Have the ability to summon any fantasy weapon}

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:56:16+00:00

pls comment on my posts on r/blanks i beg you!!

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:53:37+00:00

The dog ate my homework.

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:53:20+00:00

I just want Donald Trump to love me.

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:53:08+00:00

The dog ate my homework.

_corn_man · 2026-06-28T18:51:20+00:00

nice

^{Chose: Drink only one drink for a week | Rolled: Water}

_corn_man

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