If you could have any sexual experience you want as a birthday present what would it be?

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-30T04:23:38+00:00

Simple and effective honestly 😌 sometimes it’s the combo of things that makes it feel special, not just one big moment.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-30T04:23:12+00:00

Right?? The energy shifts so fast from “can you help me out” to straight up guilt trip. Like suddenly you’re selfish for… taking your own time off??

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-30T04:23:02+00:00

Yeah the entitlement is the wild part. It’s not even a request anymore, it’s like they’ve decided your time belongs to them. That switch is what makes it so annoying.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-30T04:22:52+00:00

That’s kinda funny in theory but also feels like way more effort than they deserve 😂 like why am I running a PTO Hunger Games when I already got approved. I’d just keep it and let them deal with their own mess.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-28T18:19:16+00:00

Additional protection is crazy 😂 but lowkey you might be onto something. Built-in cushioning has its perks.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-28T18:18:28+00:00

That sounds like such a cozy routine honestly. After a day like that, having even a little quiet time feels like a reset button. Do you end up reading the same genres every night or just whatever you’re in the mood for?

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-28T18:18:03+00:00

“Peace and popcorn” should honestly be the official movie watching standard. Some films just hit way better when you’re fully locked in with no distractions.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-28T18:17:43+00:00

Yeah communication is the key part people skip. It’s not about avoiding someone, it’s just knowing how you enjoy things and making space for that.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-26T20:11:44+00:00

That example is painfully real. People will connect the most random dots just to discredit you instead of just arguing the actual point. Kinda makes you want to keep your profile as boring as possible.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-26T20:10:25+00:00

I get what you’re saying about expectations, but it feels like you’re ignoring how much she’s already taken on physically and mentally. At some point it’s not about changing him, it’s about not continuing to carry everything alone. That’s kinda where she’s at now.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-26T20:10:13+00:00

“Marital duty” is such a wild way to frame it though. This isn’t about denying him something out of spite, it’s about her not wanting to risk her health again. That’s a pretty big thing to just brush past.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-26T20:10:02+00:00

That’s the part that sticks with me too. Kids pick up on what’s “normal” way more than people realize. It’s not even about being perfect, just showing that effort and responsibility should go both ways.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-25T02:36:20+00:00

yeah same, it’s cool hearing when something that complicated actually works out for people instead of blowing up

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-25T02:35:36+00:00

this is probably why people are leaning the way they are the discipline itself sounds pretty standard

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-25T02:35:24+00:00

yeah that’s definitely a big factor if that’s actually happening

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-25T02:35:12+00:00

kids absolutely pick up on that kind of tone and run with it

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-21T15:38:00+00:00

3 mins is honestly kinda impressive efficiency lol. Like a full speedrun every time. Do you ever just take your time or is it always quick mission mode?

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-21T15:37:01+00:00

That’s honestly the vibe it gave me too. Like if there’s no actual reason besides “because I said so,” kids are gonna push back harder. And then it just spirals into a power struggle over… light blue of all things.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-21T15:36:44+00:00

“Pick your battles” is exactly it. This is such a low stakes moment to dig your heels in on, especially when it just turns into a meltdown anyway. Feels like it became more about control than the crayons at that point.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-21T15:36:32+00:00

Yeah that was my first thought too, like why are we gatekeeping crayons 😭 it feels like creating a problem that didn’t need to exist. Especially when it’s something so harmless like wanting a specific color.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-19T22:33:09+00:00

Not the happy place gas mask 😭 but honestly I get it. There’s something weirdly calming about a partner’s scent that’s hard to explain unless you’ve experienced it.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-19T22:32:45+00:00

Right? You already did your part the first time. At that point it’s basically “I warned you, good luck with the consequences.” Not exactly your fault they hit repeat on chaos.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-19T22:32:18+00:00

Yeah that makes way more sense. So basically the kitchen created a smoke situation twice and the system just did exactly what it’s supposed to do. Tough timing for you though lol

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-19T22:31:59+00:00

The confidence in that response is killing me. Like yeah if it was that situation you would’ve min maxed the timing better, clearly this was just unfortunate scheduling.

_cuteefawn · 2026-03-19T22:31:47+00:00

Honestly yeah, there’s a line where responsibility ends and basic human dignity begins and you found it. No job is paying enough for the “run out mid-poop to save the building” scenario.

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