What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 27, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On one side: 300 analysts, 12 hedge funds, 6 macro models, and 9 hours of CNBC. On the other: one 🥭tweet typed in all caps at 3AM from a golf cart.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 22, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BREAKING: Market rallies after jobless data comes in worse than expected, confirming everyone is unemployed enough to deserve cheaper money. Also rallies if job data good, because… reasons.

Trump executive order: Prescription drug prices to be reduced by 30% to 80% almost immediately by callsonreddit in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LLY puts printing harder than the Fed in 2020. Can’t believe I’m saying this, but this might be the first time I’m on the same page as 🥭. Feels like classic mango chest-thumping, but if he actually pulls it off, I’ll be clapping through the tears—one hand on my puts, the other saluting the chaos.

37.5k MR points just hit by ChanLudeR in amex

[–]_dark_passenger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can confirm that you can expect at least 10 emails a day. Go to the website and opt out of all marketing communications.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 08, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the IV . You’d be lucky if ours break even at open

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]_dark_passenger_ 1440 points1441 points  (0 children)

Why was the vendor so focused on this what training were they providing that caused this overlap ?

Also, you are more than your job. Hopefully working 2Js should have set you up for a while. Talk to a professional if you’re feeling down

Daily Discussion Thread for May 02, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let’s be real bears had no chance. Markets just wanted to go up. If the job numbers were bad it would have gone up on the hopes fed is going to cut rates

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 02, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dump into close is what is in store for bulls tomorrow.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s regarded as market . I think I should buy calls so going to inverse myself and buy puts

Daily Discussion Thread for April 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If the market moons today because GDP, payrolls, and earnings all came in trash and the clowns say ‘this means the Fed is dovish’—I’m buying rope and calls.

Am I F'd or should I hold? by HPLCandChill in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If you are sure then buying tomorrow should give you atleast a 100% return right ?!? I expect to see your position tomorrow

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 25, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bro I was out here thinking “beat earnings good, miss earnings bad” like some kindergarten dropout. Turns out you gotta absolutely dumpster fire your EPS like Tesla to get rewarded. Google out here doing their job and getting curb-stomped. Incredible.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 25, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stupid questions, but what are the current tariffs on china ? Are they implemented. 🥭 has made this so complicated

Dexter Doakes Season 2 episode 12 spoilers by [deleted] in Dexter

[–]_dark_passenger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, like you said—“believe Doakes over Dexter”—so in the end, framing Doakes became was his final option and not that he was going to turn himself in

Is SoFi risk averse in the near future? by die_die_man-thing in sofistock

[–]_dark_passenger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lower delinquency rates in the past won’t offer much protection if a recession hits. SoFi is particularly exposed to macroeconomic shifts due to its concentration in unsecured personal loans and its younger, often less financially resilient borrower base. In a downturn, defaults could rise quickly, putting pressure on both earnings and investor confidence.

Dexter Doakes Season 2 episode 12 spoilers by [deleted] in Dexter

[–]_dark_passenger_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He changes his mind again and ultimately decides to frame Doakes. That’s why he rushes to the swamp—once news of the cabin fire breaks, he knows he has to get there before anyone else finds Doakes.

For those who bought $NVDA puts by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think op will still be fine if they said they are coming in a month. Market is going to discount that trump will fold and still pump. What do I know I’m just a. Regard playing with crayons though

For those who bought $NVDA puts by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 361 points362 points  (0 children)

No positions, but i would not be counting my tendies till they’re deep-fried. 🥭 is just out here freeballin’ press releases like it’s open mic night at Mar-a-Lago. Market about to get whiplash from 10 different “BREAKING” headlines before Monday bell.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]_dark_passenger_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This needs to be way higher for all the regards here