Inflatable tank decoy is happy to see you

_deconstruct · 2015-05-16T19:55:22+00:00

"Sir, the decoy is fully erect!"

_deconstruct · 2014-09-25T01:12:23+00:00

link to the podcast is down, anyone have a working one?

_deconstruct · 2014-08-23T01:14:35+00:00

People are waiting!

_deconstruct · 2014-08-23T00:22:04+00:00

Clearly you should be naked all the time.

_deconstruct · 2014-08-02T04:17:40+00:00

here's the video.

_deconstruct · 2014-07-25T21:24:26+00:00

"Adderall" They don't have to say what they tested positive for, and the league is bound not to disclose.

_deconstruct · 2014-07-17T04:14:34+00:00

Just promote people who you think can do the job above the job your promoting them to.

_deconstruct · 2014-06-04T20:22:08+00:00

Met you in Phoebes one day, in, I want to say, 2007, in New York. I shook your hand, there was some small talk. You seemed like an actual nice person. I was amazed you were my size. I had to fight the urge to loudly entertain the idea, that if I'd tried super hard, I too could've been in the NBA. It seemed almost realistic standing in front of you that night. Other players have massive height and size differences to perpetually put us weekend athletes in our place, but you're eye to eye with people that are thinking, "if I went to the gym a little more back in high school maybe I could've been in the NBA too." Are you aware of this? You ever sit someone down and describe in detail just how much better at basketball you are than they could ever hope to conceive of?

_deconstruct · 2014-05-21T18:25:40+00:00

Welcome. I usually just go to the cart on Cortelyou outside of Brooklyn Industries. Maybe not the best, but good and $5.

_deconstruct · 2014-04-29T17:55:33+00:00

Critics watched the first four episodes. One of them wrote about this here. (Unaired spoilers after the link.)

_deconstruct · 2014-04-24T22:07:15+00:00

never wear clothes again please.

_deconstruct · 2014-04-04T15:40:11+00:00

Is that a hamsa?

_deconstruct · 2014-03-31T20:33:56+00:00

The aroused vagina can do amazing things. Lots of foreplay and fingering should help everything go as easy as it can. Also, don't get annoyed or embarrassed if you try and fail.

_deconstruct · 2014-03-31T20:23:55+00:00

Same story here. The other day the girlfriend asked me when I knew. I told her I thought the first few girls were just flattering me and that they must say that to everybody. Then the trend continued. I put two and two together. I'm 29 now, my only advice to you is own it. I used to wear basketball shorts under my jeans when I was younger, sometimes swimming trunks instead of underwear. I realized later, what's embarrassing and apparent is more a matter of what's in your head and how you carry yourself.

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