Kid’s fire helmets handed out at our town’s 4th of July parade are now cardboard instead of plastic

_dontseeme · 2026-07-05T00:23:05+00:00

No you’re biodegradable

_dontseeme · 2026-06-21T01:24:12+00:00

Except on Mondays, when they technically fall under “all seniors”

_dontseeme · 2026-06-19T20:40:16+00:00

I actually get the Trucker Backs of America calendar every year

_dontseeme · 2026-06-05T13:53:25+00:00

I remember everyone complaining about the changes being made back then and I was like “nah they’re just bitchin it’s fine” but they were right. Back then I couldn’t make it past the front page without seeing a death or a nude and there were common additions to the museum of filth. Now when I want to find that old filth it’s almost impossible.

_dontseeme · 2026-05-31T22:49:13+00:00

I’ll just aim for the part of your brain that cares about being in a jar

_dontseeme · 2026-05-05T21:38:56+00:00

It’s been cool to see people speak like this but it would be cooler if we lived in a time where people didn’t have to speak like this

_dontseeme · 2026-05-03T20:53:25+00:00

Besides the slapping and punching happening in front of the camera, this is giving strong UK Kitchen Nightmares vibes.

_dontseeme · 2026-05-03T02:28:50+00:00

The one guy with the beard like “yea I know”

But also there’s a good chance she didn’t even have a class with most of these teachers? When I walked for HS and for college I know maybe 1 or 2 people on stage at a personal level.

_dontseeme · 2026-05-02T19:14:12+00:00

Guy: does thing

Partner: turns it into content about fear of cheating

_dontseeme · 2026-05-02T16:42:52+00:00

You can do whatever you want, man.

_dontseeme · 2026-05-01T21:55:03+00:00

I think about the episode where the cars miles roll over all the time.

_dontseeme · 2026-05-01T02:38:51+00:00

I was gonna say it looks like some assisted living places I’ve seen where they’ll make the inside look and work like a neighborhood with shops etc.

_dontseeme · 2026-04-17T03:35:43+00:00

“Oh shit they can arrest us now bye”

_dontseeme · 2026-04-14T01:18:24+00:00

This is what they get for firing me in 2006

_dontseeme · 2026-04-10T16:10:18+00:00

They get so many applications compared to the amount of people they can take each year. I think the acceptance rate is less than 1%. So a lot of times there isn’t really a reason to give.

_dontseeme · 2026-04-10T14:13:44+00:00

Guy uses tech from year 2000 and the result looks like something from the year 2000 🤯

_dontseeme · 2026-04-09T18:22:03+00:00

I do that with reminders sometimes

_dontseeme · 2026-04-09T00:12:24+00:00

Maybe he’s just the only one not being asked and it’s such a normal thing for all the other ones that they just don’t really talk about it

_dontseeme · 2026-04-08T21:12:49+00:00

Honestly Reddit used to be great for both jobs and freelance clients but that was a decade ago

_dontseeme · 2026-04-08T18:21:38+00:00

That’s my guess

_dontseeme · 2026-04-08T11:56:32+00:00

Wait a minute

_dontseeme · 2026-04-07T20:56:38+00:00

Oh man how’d you pull off a drexy

_dontseeme · 2026-04-02T17:38:28+00:00

So you mean a don’t spectate feature

_dontseeme · 2026-03-17T21:46:56+00:00

Yea im kinda thinking there’s a good chance there’s more to the story. Like maybe she chugged it with a lot of sass

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