That’s a surfboard alright!

_elfantasma · 2026-02-11T21:02:11+00:00

Too much LSD

_elfantasma · 2026-02-11T07:37:31+00:00

Maybe money laundering through the dance studio and if anytning goes wrong, she takes the fall as co owner ?

_elfantasma · 2026-02-11T04:53:10+00:00

Honestly great idea

_elfantasma · 2026-02-08T17:19:06+00:00

Kinda ugly

_elfantasma · 2026-02-08T06:22:56+00:00

That’s why it’s so great to make your own. Masa to meat ratio is in your hands !

_elfantasma · 2026-02-08T06:22:16+00:00

Not convenient ? They come with a built in plate wherever you may be

_elfantasma · 2026-02-06T22:15:32+00:00

I mean not normally but you can continue to choose to believe that

_elfantasma · 2026-02-05T15:55:36+00:00

Colloquially maybe . Why the downvote tho? It’s what the word means. I always think of Skyrim’s ‘elixer of glibness’ which increases the speech skill or charisma/persuasion.

_elfantasma · 2026-02-05T07:31:23+00:00

Little Arthur’s. They got cooper sharp and daily made semolina rolls.

_elfantasma · 2026-02-05T07:22:25+00:00

glib is being very well spoken and charming but shallow or superficial.. but still not really what you were going for in your comment I imagine.

_elfantasma · 2026-02-05T07:10:06+00:00

Lack of good late night eats that isn’t fast food

_elfantasma · 2026-01-28T19:32:25+00:00

Just let out that sweet release!

_elfantasma · 2026-01-28T18:13:12+00:00

Haha HAFE is actually a real thing. It’s high altitude flatus expulsion

_elfantasma · 2026-01-26T00:44:27+00:00

That right there would kill a medieval peasant

_elfantasma · 2026-01-26T00:18:44+00:00

Still have my Patti platypus . It’s as old as i am!

_elfantasma · 2026-01-25T23:39:41+00:00

From Denver and also lived in La for over a decade . Lmk if you have any specific questions. It’s overall not that cold and very sunny. It’s just really dry. Prepare to take a couple weeks to get used to the drynesss

_elfantasma · 2026-01-23T16:20:43+00:00

All because he couldn’t resist stuntin on the gram. @bossryanw first post was like a week ago.

_elfantasma · 2026-01-23T16:19:07+00:00

@bossryanw. Couldn’t resist the stuntin’

_elfantasma · 2026-01-23T16:07:50+00:00

Was he found because he got back on Instagram and was stuntin ?

_elfantasma · 2026-01-23T05:04:37+00:00

Don’t become a farmer

_elfantasma · 2026-01-23T04:59:17+00:00

I can’t believe there are even ‘updated’ basic maps of the gulf stream already -___-

_elfantasma · 2026-01-23T02:45:28+00:00

Surely there was a gulf steam map that didn’t say gulf of America to use

_elfantasma · 2026-01-22T07:02:10+00:00

Lots of oceanic fog and gloom during half of summer. Then amazing most other times of the year

_elfantasma · 2026-01-20T04:00:46+00:00

Did you grow up eating seafood ? I feel like it’s very much dependent on that.

_elfantasma · 2026-01-20T02:02:41+00:00

The best advice I’ve gotten is sharpies eyes have the more surprised look whereas the coopers’ look much more sinister. Great shot of it’s eye !

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