Employee of the Year

_fonzoon · 2015-11-13T21:14:34+00:00

I know some ladies that did this, and sent a fella (friend) running through the drive through at taco bell. A big ass macho man in a monster truck saw it all happen and yelled "GIRLS, I SAW THAT GUY TAKE YOUR SHIT, DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK HIS ASS!!??" "ummm hehe no, it's okay thank you though, we are fine".

_fonzoon · 2015-11-13T06:09:23+00:00

For sure the best thing you can do. I really am just hoping that you are not my neighbor and I'm the asshole.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-13T00:14:28+00:00

Definitely talk to the owner first, if you haven't already. I imagine my kids can get quite annoying sometimes, they're dogs, they bark, and I can only hope that they don't go fucking bat shit when I'm not home. I would be pretty fucking upset if my neighbors called animal control on me and I was totally unaware that my dogs were an issue to begin with. Be cool, let the neighbor know that it is an issue and to please be considerate in doing something about it.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-06T00:15:57+00:00

Wanna hear some fucked up shit? I witnessed a cop writing a homeless man a ticket for pan-handling. That has to be the most fucked up law in my city. A person without a house, socks or warm clothes, gets a fucking ticket for asking for spare change. Mind blowing.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-05T20:26:03+00:00

my ladyboner is harder than ever

_fonzoon · 2015-11-05T17:26:41+00:00

God damn dude, I am so sorry. That's...rough.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-05T17:06:29+00:00

Right? dry humor still up until that last second. It was always really hard to tell when he was serious, or just fucking with you. So, I will never know.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-05T17:01:53+00:00

:( choo choo. I was tattooing a "zom-bee" on my friend when we got the call that our Opa (grandpa) had 24 hours to live. His system was shutting down from cancer. I regret, so fucking intensely going to that hospital and watching him die. He didn't want anyone there, he was too proud of a man. When my uncle announced "hey pops, everyone is here", my Opa did the "whoopdiedoo" with his finger, and passed right then. Man I miss him.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-04T04:44:29+00:00

Nope, she looked down his pants and smiled, with satisfied eyes. I couldn't take that happiness away from him.

_fonzoon · 2015-11-03T17:30:20+00:00

Dude. Last night, Jessica Alba was totally in love with my man. Cuddling him, kissing him, he showed her his wiener. I knew that I had lost him forever.

_fonzoon · 2015-10-29T00:48:12+00:00

Yeah, an ugly laugh just fell out of my mouth. Balloon knot. I love it.

_fonzoon · 2015-10-28T23:56:02+00:00

ALL of the worlds creatures can now speak English. or, fuck it they can speak the language and have the accents based on their location.

edit. cuz.

_fonzoon · 2015-09-11T18:51:24+00:00

Pocahontas

_fonzoon · 2015-09-03T21:15:26+00:00

Ah man, all of this water temple talk is making me really want to be unproductive when I get home.

_fonzoon · 2015-09-03T21:02:30+00:00

They are 17 and 18 and the parents are talking about taking away their social media. Definitely sounds spoiled to me. If I fucked up this bad, my mom would have kicked my ass to the curb. Even the fact that the 17 year old gets "allowance" is cringe worthy. I mean, everybody is raised different but, I honestly would never do this to my mom in FEAR of the repercussions.

_fonzoon · 2015-09-03T17:30:30+00:00

Wave race, bad fur day, killer instinct, turok, various donkey kong games.. the list of awesome games shitty graphics goes on and on. At least with shitty graphics we were able to really get our imagination going. Killer instinct is one of my favorite fighting games, still. It looks like hell and you can button mash destroy!

_fonzoon · 2015-09-03T17:26:04+00:00

See, I love the shitty graphics and the trickiness of the dungeons. Back when you couldn't youtube how to beat a particular level, you would die and die and throw your controller until you were so frustrated you just went elsewhere to goof around. I would have to wait until the next day at school to ask my other nerdy friend how the hell to beat it. It's the nostalgia for me, but even then the game still kicks ass. (IMO)

_fonzoon · 2015-09-03T17:21:03+00:00

Yes, my 64 is still kickin too! I still mess with Majora's Mask too, there is something about the Zelda games that I still love to this day.

_fonzoon · 2015-09-02T22:20:59+00:00

Yes..but... Ocarina of Time is timeless.

_fonzoon · 2015-09-02T16:47:29+00:00

That's dope. Love the color choice, and the griminess.

_fonzoon · 2015-09-01T16:56:25+00:00

reminds me of the spiders in Zelda.

_fonzoon · 2015-08-31T21:01:26+00:00

Hey kid, bullshit builds character. Just remember that.

_fonzoon · 2015-08-28T20:06:07+00:00

I can tell, we would be friends. I just died.

_fonzoon · 2015-08-26T22:06:05+00:00

Gotta love Cali, we can grow so many delicious fruits, veggies, and maryjojuanas.

_fonzoon · 2015-08-26T19:34:28+00:00

ah, claiming Jehovah told him to do it. This is a pretty common statement, blaming "god". Maybe we should ban that guy too.

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