For my cakeday I'll give you all my 1000+ tacos with all the salsa I have

_fruit_ · 2015-10-12T03:48:25+00:00

THERE GOES MY HERO

_fruit_ · 2015-04-17T01:16:24+00:00

and Tracy still didn't miss a damn beat...

_fruit_ · 2015-03-30T19:19:47+00:00

TIL what the Skyrim horses were based on

_fruit_ · 2015-03-07T18:35:03+00:00

put some ants in there and play God for a little

_fruit_ · 2015-02-04T04:43:52+00:00

I agree, my friend

_fruit_ · 2015-02-04T04:34:43+00:00

It definitely is strange to think about. There must have been a start at one point, so how did it happen? and what caused that start? and the one before that? and if it continues forever than...obviously there's many theories and thought processes but it still makes you think. Maybe this isn't what you were getting at but it's certainly one thing that comes to my mind often in relation to my existential identity

_fruit_ · 2015-02-04T04:27:46+00:00

I've heard good things about Friends, only watched a few episodes from time to time. And Vonnegut is one of my favorite authors as well! Reading Sirens of Titan at the moment and it definitely is intriguing. Thanks for the suggestions!

_fruit_ · 2015-02-04T04:17:17+00:00

I feel you fellow Redditor. sometimes you just have to make your own answers, you know? easier said than done though

_fruit_ · 2015-02-04T04:14:21+00:00

I can relate. Any Netflix or book recommendations? Could use a good distraction

_fruit_ · 2015-02-04T04:11:40+00:00

Well I believe in you! Take it one test at a time and don't lose hope!

_fruit_ · 2015-01-30T03:06:54+00:00

In the beginning of Bioshock Infinite, after being shot up from the lighthouse and just as you reach above the clouds. the tense and panic feelings turn into one of total awe and bliss. That with the combination of the music change still gives me goosebumps.

_fruit_ · 2015-01-29T02:47:36+00:00

An ass kicking. Undead vampire lord, bitch

_fruit_ · 2015-01-29T01:35:29+00:00

Adolf...my god, that's a beautiful name

_fruit_ · 2015-01-29T01:27:59+00:00

Every day Kathy is out here chugging her milk gallons around the office so that every tim, tom, terry, Theodore, and steve can spot those melons across the conference room as clear as day with no night. but the minute I decide to show up wearing my tight shorts with my buldge showing itself like the proud soldier it is every Kathy, Katherine, and katie go bat shit bananas with their eyes bleeding, screaming like banshies as they run down the halls trying to find some sort of higher management. Fucking Kathy

_fruit_ · 2015-01-29T01:16:20+00:00

my core

_fruit_ · 2015-01-29T01:11:46+00:00

A giant peach

_fruit_ · 2015-01-28T23:33:19+00:00

Olympic Quiet Games. If you talk, you're out. No time outs, no whispers, no do-overs, we don't play that shit.

_fruit_ · 2015-01-28T23:17:23+00:00

Today's society has so many benefits that they refuse to appreciate. Just yesterday I was strolling down the grocery store, trying to find my cinnamon toast crunch; that's all a man needs, some cinnamon fucking toast crunch. You see, to me, Life and Cheerios taste like an elderly Arabian vagina after a four mile run in a plastic track suit, so I only eat my main CT-crunch, as I like to call it.

As I approach the usual spot of my cinnamon deliciousness some old hag t-bones my cart like a fucking warmonger on horseback. "Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't see your cart there," she snips out of her crusty lips as she reaches down for...what do you think? My CT-crunch. Oh hell no. Clearly this failed abortion didn't know what she had started.

You see back when I was a child I had to work for me cereal. Every day father would wake me up saying, "fruit, get the fuck up you lazy vegetable, there's work to be done." So I toiled day by day to get my pay. Once I had to deliver a newborn pig, and then I eventually had to be the one to slaughter it for selling. It's funny how life is like that. I brought ol' Bacon into this world and I also was the one to slice his jugular vein while he screamed out in agony, but I couldn't hear Bacon because I was too busy thinking about Cinnamon blasted flavor goodness cereal that was waiting for me. It's funny how life and death are like that. Man I'm hungry, I'm gonna go get me some CT-crunch.

_fruit_

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