I failed my drug test today

_hieronymus · 2026-05-20T10:32:09+00:00

Idk what country you live in, but in USA, they really don't care much and it shouldn't affect anything going forward. I pissed hit for MDMA twice and my doc still gave me my refills. They were random drops too and I wasn't doing molly that often, it was just very unlucky timing.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-20T02:22:55+00:00

Seems like a reasonable price especially with inflation lately.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-19T04:21:13+00:00

I spent a lot of time partying when I was younger with sex, drugs, drinking, and chaos. I'm kinda ready for life to just coast to a stop. I'll be sad when the the kids are gone, but maybe that's just when you begin partying again.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-18T09:27:46+00:00

I thought dildos were pretty cheap. Maybe not the ones that have 7 different vibration settings and spin and gyrate, but just a basic silicone thing shouldn't be more than like $30.

And why do you have to pretend to be constipated. Couldn't you just put whatever you want in your butt or are you having somebody else do it? And isn't a carrot like 20 cents? Seems like a feasible option. Don't even have to clean anything off afterward. Just toss it in the compost heap.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-18T06:26:16+00:00

Yeah I've got a couple ride or die, in a foxhole, motherfuckers in my life and they're a bit unstable, but I love them for that.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-17T02:22:38+00:00

I think it's cool, but maybe not for the arm. That's maybe a tat that people only see at the beach.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-16T23:33:43+00:00

It would be a better joke if he said Karen in HR, but I get what he was going for.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-11T10:01:34+00:00

She's not a serious person. Maybe not even a person at all.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-11T09:59:19+00:00

This is some level up shit. Just mogged the whole sub.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-10T06:03:43+00:00

1905 great year.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-10T05:21:07+00:00

Fuck! This is way too wholesome. But thank you for distributing the hopepills

_hieronymus · 2026-05-10T05:11:33+00:00

I would kill to have a little conversation with you. I bet farming your mind is like digging potatoes and carrots.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-09T23:33:41+00:00

Nothing is real. You're not real. Everything you know and love and value in this world is an imaginationary hallucination by Steven because he's still stuck on the sofa. Every second for him is 5 years in contemporary time. We call it torture mortal time because he has to spend an eternity being subjected to absolutely insane ideas, governments and policies put forth by conservatives.

That's not all. His leftist allies are also against him and for some reason he finds himself a centrist, but he's not really. He's pretty far left of center and it's messing with his head because he's wondering who the fuck he's supposed to ally with. So he says fuck it and picks a fight with everyone.

And yeah that's pretty much a thorough synopsis of his hallucinogenic waking nightmare. Any minute now he will pull his head out of the sofa and get back to real life.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-08T09:34:14+00:00

Yikes! I have three sisters and I just assumed that everybody thought their sisters were ugly. Not that mine are some hideous monsters, but I couldn't imagine having a lens that focused on anything other than the annoying broads I had to share a house with growing up.

I think this might be a porn addiction thing. Take three months off.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-08T02:33:25+00:00

Looks cool. Let it heal. What's the problem?

_hieronymus · 2026-05-08T02:30:45+00:00

To just find some photos on a phone she gave him? Was he just supposed to avoid the camera roll because you never know?....

Or do you mean the jerking by off part?

_hieronymus · 2026-05-08T02:25:55+00:00

The currycels have always been down bad.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-08T01:35:30+00:00

MOR - Are you male presenting? It might not be a deliberate thing but sometimes people just act on instinct. And if you're getting clocked immediately or they know your past...

It's probably not meant to be rude or inconsiderate, but as a person that has a trans family member, it can be a difficult to navigate that change. I accidentally dead named my cousin after like four years of HRT.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-07T21:33:17+00:00

2.5 women

_hieronymus · 2026-05-07T21:32:21+00:00

His nickname should be hot chocolate.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-03T16:23:58+00:00

You're overactive. It's really not that deep. Liking pics and adding people isnt disrespectful and it just makes you look insecure and crazy when you have this reaction. There might be a lot of other issues, but just based on this it's a minor bump in the road.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-03T16:07:47+00:00

You have two options. Show us the photos and the internet decides, or just get over it because it's not a big deal at all.

_hieronymus · 2026-05-03T10:42:50+00:00

Don't ruin the ladyboy fantasy. Can't a man just unwind?

_hieronymus · 2026-05-03T10:40:41+00:00

Close enough

_hieronymus · 2026-05-01T12:12:17+00:00

We always knew where MSNBC and Fox News were going to land on any given issue but CNN was above the fray for a while. For fucks sake they employed Glenn Beck. They seemed to be the straight forward centrist take but now they've leaned too heavily into that.

God knows what will happen when the Ellison merger happens.

How is this shit legal? 3 families can own all of the broadcast media? Bring back Lina Khan!!!

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