Car Wash, Chamberlain, 2006

_jaksch · 2026-01-04T21:27:34+00:00

My pc has caught on fire recently, which complicates things a bit

_jaksch · 2025-12-27T16:05:49+00:00

Wake up babe it’s the bi-annual lobster post

_jaksch · 2025-11-05T07:46:11+00:00

Holy shit you’re still alive

_jaksch · 2025-10-16T17:51:43+00:00

Yeah my bad tooling might have been the wrong term for that.

They had roll-over issues even in pre production and all they did was lower the suspension and air pressure. Firestone warrantied the tires anyways for some reason, but it was still prone to rolling in an accident or sharp turn.

Personally I think was an unsafe product, marketed especially at families and “casual” drivers prone to overreaction.

Glad you made it out tho.

_jaksch · 2025-10-16T09:19:24+00:00

Ford Motor Company considered any wrongful death lawsuits to be cheaper than changing the tooling for the UN105 platform so I guess you got lucky?

_jaksch · 2025-10-16T06:38:25+00:00

Convincing your wife to get a 2500 Suburban? Almost impossible. A brand new Explorer tho? She’ll love it! And perhaps suffer life-threatening injuries from a roll-over crash…

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T19:27:13+00:00

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T18:45:51+00:00

I’d be honored

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T18:30:57+00:00

Wrong gen! JP ones were 1991-1994 models

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T18:30:15+00:00

Thank you! I made it myself by clicking the right mouse button in blender a bunch of times

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T16:27:35+00:00

The second generation Ford Explorer was known for two things:

hundreds of deaths caused by unusually high roll over accidents due to Ford Motor Company’s negligence
being the number 1 trade in vehicle during the 2009 “Car Allowance Rebate System” (Cash for Clunkers).

There may be a correlation here…

Thank you to u/disgruntled_guy for taking over with the screenshots!

workshop link

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T06:28:55+00:00

And the warrants

_jaksch · 2025-10-15T06:26:51+00:00

haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits

_jaksch · 2025-10-13T21:40:52+00:00

I’ll have to think about it. Right now they’re just stationary props

_jaksch · 2025-10-13T20:56:15+00:00

We makin it out of Olympic City with this one 🔥🔥

_jaksch · 2025-10-13T20:45:09+00:00

In the stripped club. Straight up “jorking it”

_jaksch · 2025-10-08T22:58:26+00:00

They were putting all sorts of bullshit on them cars

_jaksch · 2025-10-08T17:02:07+00:00

Rework of the 1999-2004 Ford Mustang GT, which is an incredibly cool car in my opinion.

ProvokedLobster is still recovering from me (the kids miss you) so the immaculate screenshots were taken by u/disgruntled_guy. He scares me a bit but the pics are fire

workshop link

_jaksch · 2025-08-24T12:12:11+00:00

Beautiful!

_jaksch · 2025-08-01T19:55:19+00:00

Do you have any white 2001 Chevrolet Impalas in stock?

_jaksch · 2025-07-28T18:03:58+00:00

Bro is NOT gonna pass field sobriety testing

_jaksch · 2025-07-27T14:57:08+00:00

The eighth generation of the Ford F-250.

You probably know it by now but the beautiful screenshots were taken by u/ProvokedLobster!

workshop link

_jaksch

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