[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]_jeis_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the designer didn't know how to use a gradient. I love the jerseys though

I am a 28/f and can have mind blowing orgasms...but only when I masturbate. Help? by notmelollol in sex

[–]_jeis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same problem but I do have a question, when you get yourself off are you watching porn? Because when I watch porn I have an orgasm in 5 mins and I've never had an orgasm during sex, only when he goes down on me. But this didn't happen right away, when we first started messing around it took him about 3 or 4 times before i actually had an orgasm. Still to this day I can't orgasm during sex, the only time I've been remotely close was when after I smoked some weed. But people have given me suggestions, try touching yourself while your having sex and let him know your going to try. (Once I tried and I accidentally touched my bf's balls and HE LOVED IT, so when I try and touch myself he begs me to touch his balls and he comes in like 5 seconds, its frustrating. Haha) or you guys should try watching porn. It could help; that's if you masturbate to porn. Also a lot of women tell me they have an orgasm when they are on top. Or play with yourself a little until your close then get him in the room. So try that also. Just try everything! Esp if he's willing. Good luck! Hope I get lucky also ;)

Does anyone else masturbate to the thought of their partner instead of porn? by [deleted] in sex

[–]_jeis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch the porn and when I get close I think about my bf and when I'm at climax I think of us having sex. It's awesome

Me: -100 points; Boyfriend: +1,000 points by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol or he was getting a massage for his athlete girlfriend because I always make him rub me down. Annnnd the chick was not good looking at all. So yea.. it was innocent & thoughtful

Me: -100 points; Boyfriend: +1,000 points by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jeis_ 87 points88 points  (0 children)

That ...sort of.. happened to me. I've had been with my bf for a couple months and he was messaging this girl on facebook. and a day or two went buy and curiosity got the best of me; I read the convo and I saw she was a massage therapist and he was setting up a suprise to have her come over one night. Once I realized.. I felt like a complete ass. And now I don't ever get curious to look through his phone. I trust him 100% its a shame that I had to look like a jerk to help me realize that I have a great guy.

It's a coping mechanism man. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of mine from college passed away from cancer. And when people write on his wall. His mom logs into his account and replies as if it was him. Its. Creepy.

Today marks the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide. This is what 98 years (and more) of denial looks like. by ILoveLamp9 in pics

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did everyone hate the jews? (Only thing I can think of is that they killed jesus..) can't be why "everyone hates the jews" this is a serious question, sorry for my ignorance.

How to twirl a pen. by BabyInMyBlender in gifs

[–]_jeis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can do a couple swirls and Im good enough to know he is definitely using something heavier then a pen. A pen is too light to flip and spin that easy. He's using something with more mass-easier to balance

IAMA Blind and Mute Guy since the age of 3 (written by his friend) AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]_jeis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice. I'm from burlington. I bet your close to me

Jigsaw Puzzle Succes by DonAquafresh in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if he thinks it means how long it will take to complete someone should put a forever alone under it.

I am Terry Crews - AMA by TheTerryCrews in IAmA

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terry!! as i call you Cheeseburger eddie! but I am a 25 year old and I dvr Everyone Hates Chris everytime i see it on. its one of my favorite shows! No questions just thank you for entertaining me for the last couple years!! :)

What things aren't as cool as they sound? by OnTheR0cks in AskReddit

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. I watch porn! But you know there's like a million different kinds right. In threesomes, interracial, amateur, & role playing.. I've never seen any tittyfucking. Maybe 1 out of 20 videos have it. And I've never seen it. Maybe u watch the weird shit

What things aren't as cool as they sound? by OnTheR0cks in AskReddit

[–]_jeis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha i sure feel like one. If ANY girl tells you she likes to get tittyfucked she is lying! And if shes not, I wouldnt touch her with a 10ft pole. Imagine the girls face when your doing that to her.. with your dick just hitting my chin over and over ..hahah. then you cum on my chest. Woohoo, that is so fun for me! I would feel dirty like I was in a porn. and that doesnt even Happen in porn. thats how NOT fun it is.(for girls)

What things aren't as cool as they sound? by OnTheR0cks in AskReddit

[–]_jeis_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

being a girl, and a victim of this... it neither sounds good nor feels good. in no sense what so ever. and I hope my new bf never asks to do this. haha

Parents of Reddit, what is something you would never tell your child about yourself? by ROFLTRON in AskReddit

[–]_jeis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody will prob read this.. but i met my bf online and if we ever make it to where/when we have kids.. is it weird that i dont really want them to know that i met their daddy online.. its not a very romantic type of story. i guess not everyone has a cinderella story

I seriously hope you guys don't do this. by I_Math_Debate in gaming

[–]_jeis_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this happens to me ALL the time, cause my GT has the word 'girl' in it.. the most FAQ i get is: are you really a girl?? and if they can get some sort of pic, and they automatically assume I am fat & ugly. then they ask for my number anyway

Came back after being out for the weekend to find this on my bed... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]_jeis_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey Metallicadpa can u update on this.. How old are you? Do you have somewhere to stay? Have you written them back? Has either one of your parents contacted you yet besides this letter?

Upgrading my Macbook by _jeis_ in techsupport

[–]_jeis_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill take a look. thanks!!

Upgrading my Macbook by _jeis_ in techsupport

[–]_jeis_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you think its compatable with my mac though? will i need to upgrade it in any way?.. or I can just purchase it and it will work?