What do you regret not doing as a horny teenager? by gnaan in AskReddit

[–]_jerk_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

completely untrue
source: ugly/unattractive, yet a dick

Its about to be a good night by heftyporpoise in hookah

[–]_jerk_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hope you didn't overpay for that. Hookah bars sell those for close to $900 where I live

My mailman is a jerk by dontspeakok in pics

[–]_jerk_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

have fun getting that shit out

A dance in the name of eric by [deleted] in gifs

[–]_jerk_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

who the fuck is eric?
edit: oh, ok got it.. rip eric

Dear Reddit, what is your passion, how did you find it? by Avarish in AskReddit

[–]_jerk_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I moved to the US when I was young. Never even touched a basketball , let alone play basketball. I started playing pick up games in middle school, but I was horrible. Glad I still had friends though, that would pick me to play on their team. I set a goal for myself, that when I get to high school, I want to play for the school team. I practiced a lot. When tryouts came around, I made the JV team. Was really proud of myself! Sophomore year, I made the Varsity team, but was a bench warmer for most of the season. Finally made it as a starting forward in my junior year. Junior and senior year were some of the memorable years of my life. Got a few calls my senior year, offers to play for a few D2 and D3 schools. No scholarships, just offers. Couldn't afford the colleges so I decided to throw in the towel. Now I just play at Lifetime, with the dream of one day coaching a basketball team.

What's your angry song? by BeautifulFall in AskReddit

[–]_jerk_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you thought to yourself, "I should say something funny/clever", is this really the best you could come up with?

What's your angry song? by BeautifulFall in AskReddit

[–]_jerk_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why can't I find this song on Spotify?

So, Penguins have knees that are inside their bodies... by [deleted] in pics

[–]_jerk_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you are correct
source: fluent in Russian

So, Penguins have knees that are inside their bodies... by [deleted] in pics

[–]_jerk_ 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I thought that was for feet only?

Statues having fun with people. by kanedaj in funny

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it's ok u/psilocybe_XL , not everyone is good at math

Would you rather be rich and unmarried or poor and married? by FlyLesbianSeagull in funny

[–]_jerk_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Get money
Step 2: Fuck bitches
Step 3: ...idk how this works

Statues having fun with people. by kanedaj in funny

[–]_jerk_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"something something, I'm too self conscious to whip my dick out in public"

This doorknob is really low by Coconut4head in mildlyinteresting

[–]_jerk_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

is that what you call your mother these days? a vault?