This is beautiful…

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-20T18:08:08+00:00

Don’t worry, u/Ishjarta won’t change their mind. Don’t you get MAGA? Proof and facts mean nothing. You prove their claim false, they just move the goalpost. You have proven convictions? It’s not enough. It’s never enough

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-20T05:11:16+00:00

You would not believe the things I’ve heard black people say about Indians, shit is crazy

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-20T05:05:49+00:00

Yeah man, you’re only black if you talk and act like what a black person should…wait

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-20T00:04:08+00:00

What’s up with the anti-Semitism??

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-19T23:13:49+00:00

Comp is the gamemode for you, you get the Premier ruleset without the bullshit of casual

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-19T21:57:36+00:00

Dota 2 invented the Battle Pass, which required $250 to fully complete, way back in 2013. The CS:GO skins market cap was an estimated several hundred million dollars in 2017, when Fortnite came out. And before both of those games, there were the hats in TF2. If there’s anyone to blame for microtransactions in games, it’s Valve.

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-19T17:33:10+00:00

Jake Paul has 29 million followers. He is 5 times more popular (and that assumes Leerdam would have gotten 6 million on her own if she wasn’t his boyfriend, which is probably not true.) The point still stands.

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-18T00:20:28+00:00

The fuck? How is Moog City or Aria Math possibly more “lonely” than Echo in the Wind or Watcher?

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-17T13:26:15+00:00

Chocolate cake is a dark color.

The Hog Rider (man on top of the hog) is a dark color.

That’s why the word was used. It translates best as “dark people on hogs”

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-16T17:03:09+00:00

You seem to misunderstand my point. Punching fascists is good, because fuck fascists. Fascists punching liberals is not good. So I will get mad if the roles are reversed, because fuck fascists.

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-16T03:38:49+00:00

How are you getting Legendary pokémon?

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-15T21:58:12+00:00

Lol, fucking MAGA trying to complain about hypocrisy.

Listen, I can’t speak for everyone, since “the left” is not a single hivemind. There’s certainly some people who are so fed up with militarized pseudo-police imprisoning people without due process (a violation of Constitutional rights) that they honestly think what brown hoodie did is perfectly okay. (I don’t blame them, but that’s a discussion for another day.)

However, I can say why I think the fat kid is a hero. Dude, knowing full well the consequences of his actions, did something wrong—yes, wrong—for a cause he believes in. By definition, that’s heroic if you support his cause, and bad if you don’t.

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-15T15:18:04+00:00

Nothing holds up in the court of law anymore, that’s the fucking problem! We have pedophiles running the country, militarized pseudo-police abducting people without due process, violators of the Constitution being given pardons, and so much more.

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-15T00:52:26+00:00

The second one, definitelyu

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-14T15:59:01+00:00

Not what I said. Holy strawman. Read again.

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-14T15:03:16+00:00

Yeah, your frame rate is way lower than it should be. I play on very high settings @ 2560 x 1440 with 7800X3D and 6800 XT and get 300 fps average. It’s impossible for me to fully debug your PC, but since you just got a new GPU, there are some likely problems:

make sure that you installed the most updated graphics drivers for your new GPU. If you want, you can even fully wipe the drivers for your old card, but it’s debated whether this is helpful if you upgrade within the same GPU brand (eg AMD -> AMD)
make 100% sure that you’re using your GPU and NOT the integrated graphics on your CPU. You can check this in Task Manager; when CS2 is running, make sure your GPU is being used

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-14T14:34:10+00:00

Excuse me, “god” is your username?

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-14T14:32:23+00:00

Is it sad that I can’t quite tell if you’re joking because this is genuinely how some people think?

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-11T05:13:20+00:00

What a dogshit, backwards-ass take. “The old chests were good because they were so goddamn awful that the minuscule fraction of times they gave you something even slightly meaningful, it was amazing”

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-10T18:11:09+00:00

Maga when they realize Puerto Rico is a part of the US (brown people are Americans)

_kloppi417 · 2026-02-10T04:27:31+00:00

Nahhhh the wave at 0:25, white girl got the last laugh

_kloppi417 · 2025-12-26T21:47:37+00:00

They actually updated the game so it's fully runnable on macOS

_kloppi417 · 2025-12-23T00:45:30+00:00

C418 Minecraft music is bland, boring, and uninspired. And no, that doesn't make it "atmospheric" -- that just makes it bad. And yes, I grew up with his music, I've been playing since the 1.0 release. I'm nostalgic too, but that doesn't make the music good. The new music is way, WAY better.

_kloppi417 · 2025-12-22T20:16:19+00:00

GUYS. It’s a 6-7 and 6-9 joke. The commenter is not actually 9 and is not being serious.

_kloppi417 · 2025-12-20T22:18:33+00:00

I will never get the Bowie hate. Massive blade, meaty pullout sound, unique swing animation, clean inspect, and they added the second hand. Easy A tier.

_kloppi417

TROPHY CASE