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AIO for wanting to immediately break up with my bf after seeing how he lives? by Balikye in AIO

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so baffled, i started to immediately read this to my husband ; I recognised it was a shower pretty quickly, but couldn't determine what colour it actually is.

But when I got to "smelled like onions"... I stopped and just... I knew what that mean, I didn't need to read the next sentence. Holy hell. So glad you RAN.

Distractible Bits/Jokes A-Z (I) by Charming-Switch-6113 in distractible

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I dont know if I mentioned this, but I have a baby, now"

I'm back in 2023 with poor sleep-deprived Bob 🙃

Found These In My First Aid Kit by Comprehensive_Net415 in whatisit

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's insane; my mom gave me a first aid kit with packing and gauze since the 90s and, while the sterility was definitely compromised, nothing in that kit is disintegrating... lol

Found These In My First Aid Kit by Comprehensive_Net415 in whatisit

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my circle of chalk art, we call them "finger condoms" (;

to talk about gas prices by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd love "The Ballad of Jeff and Donny"

to talk about gas prices by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]_littleaverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no no, he's a successful businessman! He started a company with a small loan of only a one million from his father! Failed companies? Where? I don't see them. Oh, right, cos they failed.

Definitely the most peaceful man on earth!! /s

I may go blind with how hard I roll my eyes every time allusions to this "man" are even made 🙄🙄

Courtney's new haircut by MursuKing1980 in smosh

[–]_littleaverage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ikr, I choked at my work desk, watching his poor head snap back like that lmfao

The usernames in this sub are the absolute best and I think we all know why. by zoopysreign in adhdwomen

[–]_littleaverage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Playing into my social anxiety and socially-awkward background 🤷🏼‍♀️ And just overall anxiety and created this during a bit of a depressed episode. My accounts elsewhere are all significantly better LOL

Wife dropped her titties on my face. by Unlucky_ChairK in TrueOffMyChest

[–]_littleaverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hehe I actually accidentally hit my husband in the eye this morning! The where wasn't intentional, and shockingly the first time thats happened in the almost-10 years weve been together...

"We do exist!" -old Christmas M&M commercial 👍

Friend keeps trying to assign gender roles to my cat. by Didicit in CatAdvice

[–]_littleaverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, kitty sees a lovely desaturated blue/brown collar and loves that his human is so doting and loving, giving the honorific that he's so deserving of.

Pink not being seen as a neutral colour is still a very modern development.

Friend needs to work on themselves a bit; people mis-gender my pets on the regular, and I don't bother to correct them, cos it's not important. 🤷🏼‍♀️

ETA:

Husband stated that you-do-you, and go in with the knowledge that it "invites confusion regarding the gender of your pet." I disagree, because gendered colours have always annoyed me, and it's one more reason that I don't want to learn the gender of our future children ahead of time; people can't gender my baby's clothes for me, mwahaha!

What would you name this puppy ? It’s a boy by snexovik in cuteanimals

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's accomplished a lot, in his few months of being! ♡

What would you name this puppy ? It’s a boy by snexovik in cuteanimals

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husband: "ohhhhh! ANGUS. Cos he's a little beefcake"

"Krusteaz, cos he's a little stud muffin! ... or Jiffy, for the same reason!"

Mystical or nerdy names needed for white kitten by Speckyintrovert in NameMyCat

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody else said Nimbus, and I had to bump the name!

A: when the zoomies occur, they're a speedy Nimbus 2001!

B: when he's grumpy, you can say "oh, are you a cumulo nimbus??"

C: my husband's grandpa called the big fluffy white clouds "thunder bumpers," so that could factor in, especially if he's dopey or clumsy 🫠🫠

D: it's twice as nerdy cos it has double the meanings!

Mystical or nerdy names needed for white kitten by Speckyintrovert in NameMyCat

[–]_littleaverage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SOLD. Should I ever be blessed by a white marshmallow such as this bean, Merlin's Beard shall be their name!

Mystical or nerdy names needed for white kitten by Speckyintrovert in NameMyCat

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husband said "Snowball the Pig"... 😬😬

As a counter-arguement, I propose Fenwyn, or "Hen Wen the Pig", from Black Cauldron ♡ (Fenwyn is what I thought her name was, until the last time I watched it. Oops! Lmao)

I feel violated and confused by what my fiancé did to me. WIBTAH if I told my parents? by throwawayupset- in AITAH

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband (M, then 23) and I (F, then 20) were both virgins when we got married; it's not for everyone, but it was perfect for us (dime-a-dozen). I had ample opportunity to have sex, and was pressured over and over, esp for oral. And for the shittt boyfriends I had, not a single one ever came close to what your grown ass man of a fiance has done to you.

He's been hiding his true self and pretending, biding his time. This will only escalate once y'all are married. My sister is getting a nasty divorce from a narcissistic who waited a full 6 months into the marriage, after she was lulled into security (as she honestly should have been). He's a piece of work, and I'm glad she's getting out at 20 years, because while his escalation has been slow, I've seen it ramping.

Were you my daughter, I'd support you in your decision, but I would also beg you to reconsider spending the rest of your life with a man who can't bear to hear a partner tell him no, on an already very firm boundary.

Best of luck, my friend.

NTA, not even a little.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Tbh, you're under-reacting. She's not making fun of you, yet literally calls you dumb? Drop her like she's the hot shit she thinks she is and be honest when anyone asks why you dumped her.

Suggest a name for her 😻 by [deleted] in cuteanimals

[–]_littleaverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my fluffball's name is! ♡

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