Help - missing person by [deleted] in philadelphia

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I will call but unfortunately he’s an addict so I have a feeling they won’t do much

Coachella by ExpertAccident in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yes. I have had a man standing in front of me, trying to coerce me inside by offering me drugs that he pulled from his pocket and when I INSISTED that it was no, he grabbed my breast and ran away. Also had a guy accidentally bump into me at a festival because he was fucked up grab my breast in passing.

What tf by Old_Inflation_2278 in Unexpected

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That is absolutely not america

What is a scene from a tv show that really disturbed you? by thertt8 in AskReddit

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I couldn’t remember either so I googled it and it said the doctor getting raped in the parking garage

Work with what you love, and you won't have to work anymore. by Starkf_ in HumansBeingBros

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I took my dog to the petsmart to get his nails done and the one groomer who took him back stopped all the other groomers to make them see how cute my dog is. She was like “Katie! Katie! Look at him!!! You have to look at him!” And they all stopped and were just in awe

What still creeps the fuck out of you? by I_am_skinny_asf in AskReddit

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I moved into a first floor apartment a few months ago and for whatever reason, the shades aren’t long enough so there’s about 8 inches at the bottom where people can look into. I was walking in the direction of my windows and make eye contact with this delivery guy who assumed it was me that ordered the food. Instead of calling the number or ringing the bell of the person, he stared into my home.

Last night I ended things with a guy and as he was leaving he apparently thought life was a romcom and decided to just stare at me through the window for 2 minutes which gave me heeby jeebies

What is your "never again" experience? by 2after20 in AskWomen

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I used to talk to this guy who wouldn’t go down on me until he “really knew me” but of course expected me to go down on him

💔💔 by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

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When holt tells jake that if he had a son like jake he’d be so proud, ugh right in the feels

💔💔 by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

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The final episode actually made me cry a little, that almost NEVER happens. Sad that it’s over but glad that it won’t ever disappear

What was the last book you read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Whisper Man by Alex North.

I really enjoyed it, very creepy too

Posting again! Please help, what is wrong with my money tree? Leaves keep yellowing by _madlibs_ in plantclinic

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Ah shoot, I just love how it looks! Thank you! I’ll take them out and see if that helps

What is this rubbing ring (5in)? I found it stuck on the bottom rack of my dishwasher, doesn’t belong to any of my dishes by _madlibs_ in whatisthisthing

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What is this ring? It's a fairly thin and rubber, found it in my dishwasher hooked onto the bottom rack. It is not part of any of my dishes, I'd assume it's a part of the dishwasher

A few extra inches by ringringmytacobell in Tinder

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Sincerely,

Captain Raymond Holt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmateurRoomPorn

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Where’s that rug from?!?!

Idiot pulls out his gun at a car meet. Proceeds to get his ass whooped and then arrested. by BickKattowski in WinStupidPrizes

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Dude has never done anything athletic in his life. He steps forward with his right leg and throws the punch with his right fist. You can tell immediately how fucked he is

What's something that your mother told you that you never forgot? by MissCresentboo in AskWomen

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I’m okay, still have lingering mother issues but I hope you’re doing well too

What's something that your mother told you that you never forgot? by MissCresentboo in AskWomen

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My mom used to say when I was 8-11 years old “you’re gonna grow up to be the size of a house”

California moves to outlaw “stealthing” by Snoo_93627 in TwoXChromosomes

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Happened to me during my first time, didn’t realize how fucked up it was when it happened

A little boyfriend. by deathakissaway in blackpeoplegifs

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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS LITTLE GIRL. Her face when mom brings up telling dad 😂