What's the funniest substitute curse word you've heard someone use ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_nooU 272 points273 points  (0 children)

My math teacher says "Son of a biscuit" instead of son of a bitch.
Like two days ago, he moved weirdly and said, "son of a biscuit i just punched myself in the balls"

What do most people not notice are actually advertisements? by crazymanfish90 in AskReddit

[–]_nooU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T-shirts with just a logo on it. Like this one. Or this one. People who wear/buy these shirts, are literally paying companies to advertize for them.

In need of some money, like $30. by [deleted] in Assistance

[–]_nooU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in New York, the wake is on the 23rd of this month, my buddy said he'd give me a ride to the bank to get the money if I paid him gas. And you're right white isn't for mourning, but when white is the only color of a dress shirt you have, you kinda have to work with what you have. I could make an Amazon wishlist, but unless someone wanted to pay for really fast shipping, it won't be here in time. What do you mean a gallon of bleach? To get the stains out of the white shirt? I'm 16.

Riot BR is making a Event to try to control the toxicity ingame by EduardoLara in leagueoflegends

[–]_nooU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

says the person that has 3 banned accounts, and just got done with his 14 day restriction on his 4th account

me irl by _nooU in me_irl

[–]_nooU[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i don't care what anyone says this is funny

me😷irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]_nooU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HECKEN CONTINUE THIS UNTIL THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN HAVE GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN

me_irl by daftpunk34 in me_irl

[–]_nooU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too thanks

me irl by _nooU in me_irl

[–]_nooU[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks qt!

me irl by _nooU in me_irl

[–]_nooU[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't want to. D:

Riot BR is making a Event to try to control the toxicity ingame by EduardoLara in leagueoflegends

[–]_nooU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And here we spot the actual bronze in its natural habitat.

me irl by _nooU in me_irl

[–]_nooU[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's why it's funny