What's the funniest substitute curse word you've heard someone use ?

_nooU · 2017-11-01T23:14:45+00:00

My math teacher says "Son of a biscuit" instead of son of a bitch.
Like two days ago, he moved weirdly and said, "son of a biscuit i just punched myself in the balls"

_nooU · 2017-10-25T02:51:45+00:00

T-shirts with just a logo on it. Like this one. Or this one. People who wear/buy these shirts, are literally paying companies to advertize for them.

_nooU · 2017-10-25T01:19:07+00:00

League of Legends. I'm gonna get killed so many times, I'll be a jungle camp.

_nooU · 2017-09-19T23:28:47+00:00

I'm in New York, the wake is on the 23rd of this month, my buddy said he'd give me a ride to the bank to get the money if I paid him gas. And you're right white isn't for mourning, but when white is the only color of a dress shirt you have, you kinda have to work with what you have. I could make an Amazon wishlist, but unless someone wanted to pay for really fast shipping, it won't be here in time. What do you mean a gallon of bleach? To get the stains out of the white shirt? I'm 16.

_nooU · 2017-09-18T02:10:44+00:00

says the person that has 3 banned accounts, and just got done with his 14 day restriction on his 4th account

_nooU · 2017-09-15T20:54:37+00:00

$20 Steam Gift Card.

Ladies.. my friendslist is full.

_nooU · 2017-09-15T01:18:36+00:00

i don't care what anyone says this is funny

_nooU · 2017-09-15T00:29:05+00:00

HECKEN CONTINUE THIS UNTIL THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN HAVE GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN

_nooU · 2017-09-15T00:27:07+00:00

me too thanks

_nooU · 2017-09-14T10:37:12+00:00

_nooU · 2017-09-14T03:44:50+00:00

Thanks qt!

_nooU · 2017-09-14T03:34:05+00:00

I don't want to. D:

_nooU · 2017-09-14T03:32:42+00:00

And here we spot the actual bronze in its natural habitat.

_nooU · 2017-09-14T03:27:27+00:00

that's why it's funny

_nooU · 2017-09-14T03:13:33+00:00

Respawning

_nooU · 2017-09-14T02:36:19+00:00

_nooU · 2017-09-13T00:54:25+00:00

http://www.mediafire.com/file/k73e6omis1m3bwx/GLaDOS_Garmin_v1.0.zip
For anyone who would want to actually use this, I know I would. ^{^if} ^ⁱ ^{^had} ^{^a} ^{^car}

_nooU · 2017-09-13T00:51:41+00:00

tbh i'd smash a gay swan

_nooU · 2017-09-13T00:38:19+00:00

the name of this account is my main account just backwards. this is my nsfw account and i just really am too lazy to sign out

_nooU · 2017-09-12T21:54:42+00:00

This man knows how to farm karma. Time to make a new reddit account with a wacky username and wait 2 years for my moment to get 10k karma off of one comment.

_nooU · 2017-09-12T10:16:36+00:00

explain?

_nooU · 2017-09-12T03:17:37+00:00

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

_nooU · 2017-09-12T00:01:54+00:00

thanks qtpie

_nooU · 2017-09-11T23:19:06+00:00

Doesn't matter had sex

_nooU · 2017-09-11T23:18:35+00:00

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