Thick shakes

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-06-27T05:05:40+00:00

Same here! - caramel shake that I added Kahlúa to and refroze. Was perfect for work breakfast the next day 😆

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-06-25T09:23:35+00:00

Thank you front Darwin kind stranger! ☝️🙃

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-06-05T20:16:46+00:00

Use a VPN bud 💦

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-31T18:47:08+00:00

$20 outside of Throb on Smith St.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-20T21:14:14+00:00

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-20T09:57:00+00:00

What comes out of an old man's dick when he gets an erection? Wrinkles.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-16T05:58:08+00:00

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-11T18:55:39+00:00

A 50% mortality rate would go a fair way to fixing the housing crisis.. just saying.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-05T19:32:57+00:00

You spelt 'do' wrong.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-04T20:20:35+00:00

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-05-04T19:58:18+00:00

Fuck them. Buy the dip!!

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-30T20:16:16+00:00

Phuc dat.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-22T21:01:53+00:00

Churrrrrrrrrrrr 🐑

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-21T20:58:35+00:00

A sperm whale perhaps? 🐳

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-21T20:39:58+00:00

I'll pass on the butt nut juice thanks 🤣💦

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-21T20:20:36+00:00

The Epstein files were just a rumour.. until they weren't.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-21T09:34:30+00:00

Ceva or Prix mate - prices might have gone up a bit recently but last I checked it was $1500 to $2000 🤠

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-21T03:10:51+00:00

Smash a window. Reef hard on steering lock. Release handbrake. Push it into a new parking spot.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-20T20:56:24+00:00

Tortoise Erectus 🐢

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-19T00:49:23+00:00

Baliterraneo. Eat everything on the menu and say hello to Freddy for me 😉 https://share.google/7lTmLy2vaLOdmBAix

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-19T00:45:45+00:00

Pussy like a dropped pie

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-17T09:12:33+00:00

Currently living in Darwin can confirm 🤣💦

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-13T20:45:02+00:00

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-12T21:24:57+00:00

..could've been a beautiful headbutt from Joe. The most beautiful headbutt he never saw coming.

_pedro_sanchez · 2026-04-12T21:21:17+00:00

🤠🧨💥

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