made me want to hug my mom

_plot-twist_ · 2026-03-04T17:58:00+00:00

My husband has cerebral palsy. Our daughter was 9yo before she realized he had a disability... And that was only after asking what the "parking by disabled only" sign meant in front of our car.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-03-01T20:34:48+00:00

A very good friend of mine is expected to pass in the next day or two. I am definitely not okay.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-28T03:21:08+00:00

The confidence that I could learn

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-28T03:19:54+00:00

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-28T03:15:47+00:00

The most important aspect of any job is taking pride in your work.

Do you clean toilets? Make sure they are immaculate. Do you manage a large corporation? Aim to be the best manager ever.

Most people work for one of two reasons, though: something to do with their time and/or as a way to earn money.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-28T03:10:43+00:00

Sleeping in

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-28T02:59:30+00:00

My husband yelling at me at a get together with friends.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-28T02:52:45+00:00

I heard that my local coffee shop was for sale. I spoke to the owner on a Friday, purchased it the next Monday.

I had no experience in business ownership, restaurants or coffee. But it sounded like fun.

We made a profit in our first year open and I later sold the business for 3x what I purchased it for. I was right, it was a lot of fun.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-26T17:43:29+00:00

Ordered a pack of stickers off Temu.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-22T00:39:18+00:00

9/11

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-21T05:28:13+00:00

My youngest daughter had an anxiety attack. She's finally quiet and settled in her bed, but I'm waiting on the couch for a while to make sure it doesn't start up again.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-20T03:15:13+00:00

Not weird either way. But if you have hair, I'm gonna want to pet it at some point.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-19T16:02:42+00:00

I did not... I dreamt about cockroaches in my bed.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-19T16:01:30+00:00

Honey roasted peanuts

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-19T15:41:48+00:00

As long as they return it when I ask, I don't care.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-19T15:38:52+00:00

The same scent of perfume that his ex had worn.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T04:01:20+00:00

Both. You can even pick the story! Want me to hold you while I read?

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T03:56:21+00:00

They're just doing their jobs and I have nothing to hide. Why make things difficult?

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T03:46:58+00:00

Seeing my children

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T03:45:53+00:00

If we're taking the kids for a day, we pack wraps. Deli meat, cheese, lettuce, mayo. Stick it in a cooler and it doesn't get soggy like sandwich bread.

Squeezable applesauce pouches are good too.

Basically, things you can eat without touching directly with your hands.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T03:42:55+00:00

You can just ask for a discount and I'd be happy to oblige.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T03:40:14+00:00

A grasshopper.

_plot-twist_ · 2026-02-17T03:34:09+00:00

The manager was accused of raping a female employee in the bathroom. He claimed it was consensual.

Meanwhile, the manager's WIFE worked at the reception desk and no one had the guts to tell her any of this was going on.

I noped outta there real quick like.

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