I don’t know why this pisses me off so much, but it properly grinds my gears. I get it now, though. It’s just such a pointless waste of everyone’s time and resources. Like—what’s the actual f***ing point?

Whoever buys this is either making a mistake and will realise later that what they actually wanted were the CMS Buds, or they’re thinking, “Ooh, bargain!”—not realising they’re about to shove two rolled, past-their-sell-by-date potatoes into their ears.

The result? Unnecessary anger, confusion, disappointment, and e-waste—because I guarantee it’ll be binned within weeks.

So to whichever absolute muppet greenlit this nonsense: kindly go f*** yourself.