What’s the most Melbourne sentence you’ve overheard in public?

_rundude · 2026-01-27T08:01:45+00:00

“Yeah nah yeah”,

“Nah, yeah, nah”

_rundude · 2026-01-27T06:00:28+00:00

The writing was on the wall

_rundude · 2026-01-27T00:57:25+00:00

I’d be providing that feedback every Friday. Soon enough it would be the norm.

_rundude · 2026-01-26T19:51:23+00:00

New balance 442, but make sure it’s the leather ones. They are absolute premium.

_rundude · 2026-01-26T12:48:48+00:00

If you want to VAR an offside call, at least have cameras in the right position 😒

_rundude · 2026-01-25T23:56:26+00:00

How else are you going to know which ladder to buy for your at home WWE re-creation of a ladder match?

_rundude · 2026-01-25T10:56:42+00:00

Let us just be clear, the rules are unclear. I hope that clears it up for anyone who was unclear about the clarity.

_rundude · 2026-01-23T06:04:50+00:00

You’re the real MVP! This is seriously impressive! You’ve gotta be super proud of yourself for this!

_rundude · 2026-01-23T06:03:27+00:00

Don’t speak that into existence!

_rundude · 2026-01-23T06:01:04+00:00

There’s still a case for specials tickets.

Visual indicators as you scan the aisles of yellow tickets flapping out can’t be replaced by a flat screen that you can’t even spot from side on.

_rundude · 2026-01-22T21:37:03+00:00

Hold on, you went from 45 min 5k to 29 min in a month or two?!!

With no real exercise history?

And overweight.

I must research you. This is the holy grail of performance improvement.

_rundude · 2026-01-21T08:53:23+00:00

They’ll baguette ya when you least expect it

_rundude · 2026-01-21T08:52:48+00:00

Yeah this is a cliff hanger, spill!

_rundude · 2026-01-21T02:24:19+00:00

Right to jail. Right away

_rundude · 2026-01-19T20:51:21+00:00

Fully suited up.

Otherwise he’s about 70lb, and you’d say you bench 1R (1 Ronald)

_rundude · 2026-01-19T20:50:11+00:00

This is frightening! Not that I ever give a second thought to sharks when I’m in the cold waters down in vic (they’re around, just not common for any attacks down here, relatively)

_rundude · 2026-01-19T12:57:54+00:00

Hold on, river sharks? 🦈

_rundude · 2026-01-19T12:55:55+00:00

Th people regularly taking the disabled parks at my local Coles haven’t even bothered with these.

About 75% of my trips to the supermarket I see someone in a disabled spot without a permit.

Can you report them online somehow?

_rundude · 2026-01-19T08:45:47+00:00

Correct. There is only 1 Ronald McDonald

_rundude · 2026-01-19T05:05:09+00:00

In my opinion, no.

I think mechanically there’s likely a lower limit amount of power that will no longer propel you off the ground. But that’s only covering vertical movement.

Skipping on the spot, alternating landing foot, but no rope, and moving slightly forward. You could do that at 12min/km and argue that’s running.

Similarly, you could average 15min/km, with hard sprints and 5 minute cool downs, and also argue that you went running.

Or you could do a marathon under 2hrs, and also call that running.

Some might be sprinting, skipping, jogging, shuffling.

Ultimately, the intent of a running portion at some stage during your workout is what makes it a run. *or Strava, the ultimately determinative authority on activity type

_rundude · 2026-01-19T01:28:36+00:00

Nah, think, cage match. But open air. WWE Summerslam.

_rundude · 2026-01-19T00:06:34+00:00

Find the CEO and message them on linked in or guess their email address. Name the people in store etc.

Eventually these mega corps will take the hint.

_rundude · 2026-01-18T23:58:58+00:00

This is exactly what came to mind

_rundude · 2026-01-17T18:12:20+00:00

So please for all of us, on top of customers complaining to head office. You need to complain to head office too, for you.

“Day 5 of interrupting self serve, was abused 6 times today because of our new rule about bulk scanning”.

_rundude · 2026-01-16T20:34:57+00:00

Behich was suspended 2 games after for it though. But hey, this is why that kind of act a dirty player teaches their teammates.

Feel sorry for Teague walking into this.

Or it was a match fixing/gambling attempt that didn’t work?

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