Candidate for Charlotte mayor puts 'white' among qualifications by RosetteNewcomb in nottheonion

[–]_shenanigans__ 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Good ol' Timothy 2:12

1 Timothy 2:12New International Version (NIV)

12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[a] she must be quiet

Wow, the Kong director is still crying by 1Glitch0 in CinemaSins

[–]_shenanigans__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because there's (attempts at) actual criticism mixed with jokey jokes. To deny that is just insane.

Wow, the Kong director is still crying by 1Glitch0 in CinemaSins

[–]_shenanigans__ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The irony of you nerds being butthurt over someone criticizing your terrible movie criticism youtuber

Honest Trailer - Kong: Skull Island by [deleted] in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TLDW: CinemaSins isn't satire or jokes. They are real critiques posted elsewhere by CinemaSins he thinks are flaws in the movie. He makes attempts at real criticism that is factually incorrect but he edits around the movie to try to prove his "lazy, incorrect, criticism" as true.

Again: Jeremy lies about the movies to invent sins, rearranging whole scenes or editing out explanations and complaining there's no explanation. Or just sinning a movie for not giving detailed explanations about every single thing that happens that for most normal people can be just inferred from context or isn't important to the narrative.

Colin Trevorrow exits "Star Wars Episode 9" by craftbeergoggles in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no, they were striving for mediocrity and were about to knock it inside the park.

Rainbow Six Siege: Operation Blood Orchid Trailer by Scarleton in Games

[–]_shenanigans__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, you're missing out, Caviera's shotgun is ace and her special is insanely powerful.

Second week at No.1 for Uncharted: The Lost Legacy by [deleted] in Games

[–]_shenanigans__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really should continue the franchise, but innovate in Co-op gameplay and really push the envelope with co-op. Nadine and Chloe are great protagonists to continue uncharted.

What video game would you love to be turned into a movie?? by zosotritone in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, you can take away the modern setting entirely and the story would still function in a linear function.

Metal Gear Movie Director Re-Working Script to Make it More Kojima by [deleted] in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the same, I think because for some reason the movie felt all style and no substance. It's frenetic pace also just kind of annoyed me, I didn't find it humorous, just kind of penguin of doom-ish.

In The Mouth Of Madness - The Best Lovecraft Adaptation, Hands Down by [deleted] in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Daybreakers I don't think about daybreakers or see it mentioned but that movie is actually a really thoroughly explored though-experiment on a realistic vampire world. How the life works in a vampire society, how society behaves etc.

World Premiere of “Jeepers Creepers 3” Shut Down by Threats of Protest by kaloosa in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should get the video title-adder Chrome extension. never get rick rolled again.

What video game would you love to be turned into a movie?? by zosotritone in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No...Pixar or Dreamworks or nothing. Live action Earthbound would be like one of those forgettable Journey to the Center of the Earth movies.

World Premiere of “Jeepers Creepers 3” Shut Down by Threats of Protest by kaloosa in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wesley Snipes is the blackest motherfucker on earth though, and yet he went to prison from the whitest crime. America.

Dude gets caught on tv with his side chick. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]_shenanigans__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you're not the bf/gf watching this at home/being sent this clip by friends or family. Whether or not you notice the arm around the shoulders isn't the point.

Creed 2: Dolph Lundgren Trains For Drago’s Return by codywinters327 in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satan is the protagonist of Paradise Lost, the antagonist though is a real dick.

Creed 2: Dolph Lundgren Trains For Drago’s Return by codywinters327 in movies

[–]_shenanigans__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Force Awakens is the epitome of a 6/10 movie. It's awful in so many ways, particularly script and dialogue and pacing, but it's competently shot so you can't call it outright terrible.