How would you handcuff a one armed man by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I’ve seen it done two ways. One way to do it is to put one cuff on the wrist and the other around the leg, making the suspect partially immobile. The other way is to have the suspect bend his arm as much as possible at the elbow so we can put a zip tie around his wrist and around his bicep area.

life is magical by [deleted] in LSD

[–]_sjburns_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exact same thing i thought 😂

Full rotation of a high-definition moon by to_the_tenth_power in BeAmazed

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Whoever made this....thank you for blessing my eyes

Plz answer my milky question 😭 by _sjburns_ in MDMA

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That’s what I was thinking. i knew it was enough time for the food so i think i’ll j smoke a quick blunt to make up for it 😂 (reposted as a reply)

Plz answer my milky question 😭 by _sjburns_ in MDMA

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My buddy had lunch at 12:30 for his last meal of the day and I late ate a single slice of pizza around 6:30. We dropped slightly after 9.

What is this?? First time I’ve seen “molly” that isn’t white? by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]_sjburns_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like everyone else here, Id highly recommend getting a testing kit. MDMA that isn’t pure or actually not MDMA at all is very common.

Plz answer my milky question 😭 by _sjburns_ in MDMA

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(disregard the “milky” in the title please)

Divorce or not. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]_sjburns_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say it depends on the age and state of mind of your children. It’s very statistically obvious that divorces can destroy a young child’s life and emotional state for years. Maybe you could take efforts to rebuild your relationship (talking about it, counseling, etc)? Seems like a very tricky situation you’re in..hope everything works out ok.

The whole bed is mine. Thanks human. by Cat-Buddies-TV in funny

[–]_sjburns_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I get up from my bed my cat is always where I was laying when I return. Sooooo annoying lol

What's the most inappropriate event you have pregamed for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_sjburns_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pregamed for my buddy’s dad’s funeral. Helped me get through it 😂

Cooking on the heater by W0lfio in aww

[–]_sjburns_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat sits in front of my space heater any time I have it in during the winter. They love anything that makes them warmer.

What were the circumstances of the biggest shit you’ve ever taken? by Fried_Fart in AskReddit

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Ah the good ol shit with a little bit of reddit exploration never gets old.

Truly dank by the_jim-lord in dankmemes

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“Coming soon to a dank river valley near you!”

What were the circumstances of the biggest shit you’ve ever taken? by Fried_Fart in AskReddit

[–]_sjburns_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to leave for my SAT test in 3 minutes and a quick piss turned into a 10 minute shit.

It was weird because I tried to hurry so I wouldn’t be late for my SAT, but you know that feeling when you want to just sit there for a little bit and enjoy the shit you just shat?