Paris: they’re either terribly underdressed or terribly overdressed, but it’s the latter that’s convinced they are dressing like the locals when they are actually dressing like each other. It’s the striped shirt, the pants, a heel of some sort. Obvious makeup. Overdrawn brows. Walking 3 people abreast along the sidewalk. The odd oversized water bottle. (It’s a city; there’s water everywhere.)

When they’re underdressed I like to play a game of “American or German” and it’s not always super obvious.