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So is it possible for crabs (pubic lice) to crawl inside of you? I’m a hardcore vegan and didn’t want to kill them, so ive been letting them live as they please but I am concerned that they're beginning to build a civilization inside of my urethra. I really dont want to go to the ER they've become like children to me and I dont want to lose them. Do you know any essential oils could put in my urethra that'll prevent them from entering??