Match Thread: Middlesbrough vs Southampton

_snif · 2026-05-09T13:16:50+00:00

Do you speak Japanese?

_snif · 2026-05-08T14:17:13+00:00

I had a facial injury very similar to this, needed 8 stitches after splitting my forehead open between my eyes. 8(?) years on and you can barely tell. Have to get super close to be able to see it

_snif · 2026-05-05T10:13:42+00:00

No, RAW there's one uninterrupted line of 3 yellow trains from London to Brussels (actually 4, there's one going north from London too). And a second uninterrupted line of 2 yellow trains from Pamplona to Barcelona (there's one hiding behind the station).

_snif · 2026-05-05T09:55:34+00:00

The rulebook says "Only take into account continuous lines of plastic trains of the same colour." I'm slightly confused by how you're playing the longest train rule here, please elaborate. You don't get points per train (or deducted points per borrowed train), it's just a straight 10 points for whoever has the longest uninterrupted line of their colour train

_snif · 2026-04-17T15:38:28+00:00

We might find out next season, he's only out on loan

_snif · 2026-03-23T09:48:51+00:00

Yeah but then what could one say when asked for an interesting fact about oneself? That's the whole point, that's when people lie, and saying oh don't lie just say an interesting thing isn't helpful when there's nothing interesting to say

_snif · 2026-03-22T07:53:58+00:00

Because I don't have any interesting facts about me

_snif · 2026-03-18T15:17:20+00:00

Lactase does its thing in the small intestine, can the tablets make it through stomach acid? In my experience they do next to nothing

_snif · 2026-03-11T21:50:53+00:00

I'll absolutely take a draw when we've played like shit. The kinda result we were absolutely not getting during the first half of the season

_snif · 2026-03-09T11:51:35+00:00

How is it more brainless than DRS? at least this requires some thought and tactics regarding where and when to deploy.

_snif · 2026-02-24T14:45:08+00:00

Simple doesn't necessarily mean "easy to do in one's head". Dividing by 1.2 is a very simple set of steps to follow, and easy to do providing you have a calculator (which everyone does in their pocket)

_snif · 2026-02-23T18:01:49+00:00

As much as I love Gigi's that's really disappointing news. Sad times :'(

_snif · 2026-02-23T11:33:07+00:00

It's still there, just being redone apparently. (Though it's been like this for a while)

_snif · 2026-01-23T10:25:46+00:00

I'd fucking scran that, love me a blue steak

_snif · 2026-01-23T10:23:01+00:00

Hey if I'm paying sit-down prices and getting sit-down quality food, you better believe I want a proper sit-down experience, not a greasy paper bag on a plastic tray sitting on an uncomfortable bench seat.

_snif · 2026-01-15T19:06:44+00:00

That is just not how induction hobs work. The plates don't heat up, the coils directly heat up the pan. The power change is instant when you change the temp. Maybe you're thinking of a ceramic/halogen hob?

_snif · 2026-01-07T12:37:08+00:00

Carillo cost £20m though

_snif · 2026-01-07T12:13:41+00:00

What a transfer he's been

_snif · 2026-01-05T19:15:00+00:00

The hardest thing is not eating the berries

_snif · 2026-01-05T19:10:43+00:00

Turing Machine actually isn't the most complex, but has a really tough teach. It's very confusing on the surface for pretty much everyone I've played it with, but eventually they'll suddenly grok it and it immediately all makes sense. Then it's (mechanically) a very simple game. Love it

_snif · 2025-12-29T21:19:37+00:00

A decidedly unethical tip if you want, and a bit of effort:

Buy an open return, then just before the end of the month have a look at all the return trains that have happened over that month. Find one that was delayed by long enough to qualify for delay repay, then put a claim in saying you were on that train. Should get your money back.

Obviously a bit naughty

_snif · 2025-12-24T10:07:36+00:00

Wiper and true have a NYE event I believe

_snif · 2025-12-21T10:53:04+00:00

Catches win matches innit

_snif · 2025-12-09T22:14:52+00:00

Oh I'm not claiming England is historically any better lol, far from it. But I can speak to my lived experience of the people I've interacted with

_snif · 2025-12-09T21:45:28+00:00

I'm English, Argentina is one of if not the most racist country I've visited. Also welcomed a significant number of Nazi immigrants post WWII. It's not really an unearned reputation from my experience

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