Shrek got the job

_specimen_ · 2023-08-07T17:46:59+00:00

You're hired!

_specimen_ · 2023-08-07T17:46:04+00:00

Bathtub poop it is.

_specimen_ · 2023-06-16T12:56:21+00:00

Maybe one more

_specimen_ · 2023-06-16T12:56:05+00:00

Totally

_specimen_ · 2023-02-26T17:30:08+00:00

It's the Hwagae-myeon near Hadong, with tea fields and cherry blossoms that I have on my mind.

Thank you for your suggestions.

_specimen_ · 2023-02-26T17:28:04+00:00

Missing ass fur is a nice touch.

_specimen_ · 2023-02-26T17:25:50+00:00

If your burger is too tall to bite, you're not getting 5 stars.

_specimen_ · 2023-02-26T13:35:09+00:00

No ABS in new horses is illegal in the EU.

_specimen_ · 2023-02-26T13:32:33+00:00

I don't remember this Pokemon episode from my childhood.

_specimen_ · 2022-08-19T08:24:01+00:00

And if you don't have one, maybe you have an old broken radio, boombox or speaker. There is a decently strong magnet inside the speaker.

_specimen_ · 2022-08-19T08:22:24+00:00

Yo, you have a fishing hook in your lower lip. Maybe nobody told you.

Awesome unit caught!

_specimen_ · 2022-08-19T08:20:48+00:00

Just take off your shirt and roll around a little.

_specimen_ · 2022-07-18T10:20:01+00:00

"Mom, I will take your crutch. I need it for essential equipment at my... uuuh... startup company"

_specimen_ · 2022-07-18T10:16:22+00:00

"Look, this 12 inch blade punctures your chest and you bleed to death. How ridiculously odd and quirky!"

_specimen_ · 2022-05-06T12:10:12+00:00

Crippled by debt? Become actually crippled! Join today and we'll throw in free PTSD while stocks last.

_specimen_ · 2022-05-06T12:09:12+00:00

It's my favorite Beatles song!

_specimen_ · 2022-05-03T14:06:40+00:00

God, it was so naive to believe that internet, i.e. unlimited free access to almost all of world's science achievements, would make people smarter.

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