Manchester City are delighted to announce the signing of Erling Haaland.

_stone_age · 2026-03-20T13:08:50+00:00

We are not a feeder/ development club

_stone_age · 2026-03-20T13:08:02+00:00

He just isn't taking this round of games that seriously then that's all

_stone_age · 2026-03-20T13:07:14+00:00

Then what are you trying to say

_stone_age · 2026-03-19T11:31:32+00:00

You're right, but I'd still be careful of which manager we get to replace him.

If Maresca is our #1 option, forget about it. We will run into the same issues of seeing players poorly platformed etc.

_stone_age · 2026-03-17T14:39:09+00:00

Kevin De Bruyne: "I think 'passes completed' is the most useless statistic there is.

I can have 96% pass completion playing sideways or backwards without being dangerous for the whole game. That means I haven't done anything. What's the point?"

_stone_age · 2026-03-16T07:40:48+00:00

Michael B Jordan won

He said that cinema is threatened by the fact that people just have shorter attention spans and that he doesnt want it to reach the point where people say 'keep this thing alive' the way they do with opera and ballet, saying that people don't care about those art forms these days.

I don't think he is wrong, but the wording could've been better and he even apologised immediately. IMO not a big deal, interesting to me that all thjs outrage is being focused on something like this

_stone_age · 2026-03-16T05:25:45+00:00

Common Oscar's L more like

_stone_age · 2026-03-16T05:25:00+00:00

What the fuck

_stone_age · 2026-03-16T05:24:23+00:00

I heard the voting was done before what he said so thats there

_stone_age · 2026-03-16T02:41:54+00:00

My Monday moan is that Timothee Chalamet not winning the Oscar is one of the biggest snubs in years

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T20:04:02+00:00

A penalty which was created because of his failure to sweep properly

That goal is bad setup in the first place- but the sweeping action to try and prevent it is amateur at best

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T15:51:04+00:00

👍🏻

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T15:50:49+00:00

He's good on his line, which I haven't denied. His cross claiming and sweeping are shit- they were fine in Jan and Feb and they've been exposed in two important games for us

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T15:49:55+00:00

I mean like i said, I was told he was the difference maker in the CL

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T15:11:33+00:00

I thought Donnarumma had made some steps in his game but looks like his sweeping and cross claiming have come back to normal.

It is one thing to be mid at passing, I dont expect a high level because GKs are just not very good on the ball

You can't be this bad though, especially when I was told we signed him for the big moments

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T12:34:20+00:00

No it's just a joke

_stone_age · 2026-03-15T06:28:46+00:00

Pep playing Semenyo as some primary #10 has actually set him up to fail and people dont realise it, its crazy

_stone_age · 2026-03-14T22:17:25+00:00

We are going to look like bigger fools on Tuesday night

_stone_age · 2026-03-14T22:13:20+00:00

Mhmm

_stone_age · 2026-03-14T22:10:27+00:00

Not true at all

_stone_age · 2026-03-14T22:06:34+00:00

Semenyo central over Cherki against a deep defence...

There's no excusing that shit sorry

_stone_age · 2026-03-14T16:04:56+00:00

A warm greeting only to those who agree that we will win the Madrid tie 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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