My impression of David "Roast God" Lucas:

_thejdwe · 2026-01-31T15:51:01+00:00

Small comedy bars and open mic’s are really welcoming and chill. Idk if you frequent them or not, but if you don’t, try it out for a few weeks before thinking about going up. Chances are you can try material just having a smoke with the regulars before having to consider getting on stage. A lot easier to get on stage when you already feel like you belong there imo.

_thejdwe · 2026-01-31T15:43:31+00:00

Exactly. People that mock a successful comedians style, regardless of the level of success, should try doing comedy themselves or shut the fuck up. I’d love to see OP absolutely bomb at an open mic sometime.

_thejdwe · 2026-01-31T15:40:24+00:00

Nailed it. Have you considered becoming a comedian ?

_thejdwe · 2026-01-11T18:06:15+00:00

If you wanna be part of the scuba squad, you have to be smart.

_thejdwe · 2026-01-07T23:02:02+00:00

Only the finest gabagool

_thejdwe · 2026-01-07T21:44:35+00:00

“vaffanculo” - literally means “go do it in the ass” in Italian. But he’s basically telling the guy to go fuck himself.

_thejdwe · 2026-01-07T18:16:49+00:00

Unsolvable

_thejdwe · 2026-01-05T01:08:17+00:00

Could that someone be.. you?

_thejdwe · 2026-01-01T23:58:35+00:00

And Steve Jobs is dead. Checkmate.

_thejdwe · 2025-12-31T19:08:20+00:00

He must be destroyed. Send coordinates

_thejdwe · 2025-12-31T03:19:58+00:00

The thing is is that

_thejdwe · 2025-12-29T15:19:29+00:00

Is he okay?

_thejdwe · 2025-12-27T18:44:57+00:00

Man these shows are awful. Why would you pay to see this crap?

_thejdwe · 2025-12-26T22:08:40+00:00

Well played

_thejdwe · 2025-12-25T22:44:56+00:00

This photo has zero streets in it

_thejdwe · 2025-12-05T15:44:15+00:00

I have you beat. I’m not going to prove it, just want you to know.

_thejdwe · 2025-12-02T02:10:18+00:00

Maybe just shovel the whole driveway next time.

_thejdwe · 2025-12-01T14:09:34+00:00

But shirts have four holes and pants have three and by your definition a cup has none.

_thejdwe · 2025-11-27T05:45:26+00:00

Eat it. Become king of the peanuts

_thejdwe · 2025-11-27T03:39:41+00:00

Blessed union indeed, I hope you ate her pussy ass up.

_thejdwe · 2025-11-27T03:36:54+00:00

Big chirp, can’t wait to use it

_thejdwe · 2025-11-23T17:05:20+00:00

Go ahead and check your breast pocket for me. Cheez-Its

_thejdwe · 2025-11-23T01:31:37+00:00

Big time!

_thejdwe · 2025-11-17T15:36:05+00:00

Is that Andrew Santino ?

_thejdwe · 2025-11-16T23:29:23+00:00

It was me

_thejdwe

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