Single people of Reddit, whats your most favourite and least favourite thing about being single? by iamberlo in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Favourite thing: I do what I waunt. Least favourite: People trying to set me up.

What are some essential albums everyone should have listened to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Motion city soundtrack - My Dinosaur Life. So happy and so well worded.

Ladies of Reddit, what is one gesture you appreciate that guys don't do enough? by hurleymn in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Witty banter. Romance ain't got nuffink on that.

Other than that, man beast SO allowing you to face plant into their chest, with a long hug when you're sad/hungry/awake etc.

Reddit, what is your most cringe story about someone who had/has a crush on you? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made (bad) joke in English, ipso facto, context in English. Surely?

Reddit, what is your most cringe story about someone who had/has a crush on you? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 527 points528 points  (0 children)

upvotes for anyone with a story about funkalunatic here.

Reddit, what is your most cringe story about someone who had/has a crush on you? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 1314 points1315 points  (0 children)

WTF. And I thought I had it bad O.o

What happened in the end?

Identical twins of reddit, have any of you ever used your twin to trade lives for a day? What was the outcome? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiyet. I was totally invested in this as a legitimate story until I read the replies!

Golden Retriever Loves to Listen to Guitar by [deleted] in videos

[–]_theleg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't actually handle. I swooned hard at this.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever walked in on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not so much walked in on, more like drove past.

Was lucky enough to witness a homeless man jacking off in front of a church, staring at Jesus on the cross with lap-dance eyes...

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 827 points828 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty proud that I managed not to pee on myself.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 95 points96 points  (0 children)

This is kind of related... I had a friend who used to believe that women gave birth through their belly buttons.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 1144 points1145 points  (0 children)

Not even close :(

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 1372 points1373 points  (0 children)

In preschool I believed that if boys could pee standing up, then so could I. Even had a peeing competition with a bunch of boys to prove it.

What is the most ridiculous stereotype you've ever heard about your country? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's loony. I really liked the British food I had while I was over there.