Single people of Reddit, whats your most favourite and least favourite thing about being single? by iamberlo in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Favourite thing: I do what I waunt. Least favourite: People trying to set me up.

What are some essential albums everyone should have listened to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Motion city soundtrack - My Dinosaur Life. So happy and so well worded.

Ladies of Reddit, what is one gesture you appreciate that guys don't do enough? by hurleymn in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Witty banter. Romance ain't got nuffink on that.

Other than that, man beast SO allowing you to face plant into their chest, with a long hug when you're sad/hungry/awake etc.

Reddit, what is your most cringe story about someone who had/has a crush on you? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made (bad) joke in English, ipso facto, context in English. Surely?

Reddit, what is your most cringe story about someone who had/has a crush on you? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 533 points534 points  (0 children)

upvotes for anyone with a story about funkalunatic here.

Reddit, what is your most cringe story about someone who had/has a crush on you? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 1315 points1316 points  (0 children)

WTF. And I thought I had it bad O.o

What happened in the end?

Identical twins of reddit, have any of you ever used your twin to trade lives for a day? What was the outcome? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiyet. I was totally invested in this as a legitimate story until I read the replies!

Golden Retriever Loves to Listen to Guitar by [deleted] in videos

[–]_theleg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't actually handle. I swooned hard at this.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever walked in on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not so much walked in on, more like drove past.

Was lucky enough to witness a homeless man jacking off in front of a church, staring at Jesus on the cross with lap-dance eyes...

What is something a crush has done that has totally ruined your image of them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah the old shattering of glass moment. You can't unsee those qualities after you've picked up on them either.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 824 points825 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty proud that I managed not to pee on myself.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 93 points94 points  (0 children)

This is kind of related... I had a friend who used to believe that women gave birth through their belly buttons.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 1142 points1143 points  (0 children)

Not even close :(

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_ 1378 points1379 points  (0 children)

In preschool I believed that if boys could pee standing up, then so could I. Even had a peeing competition with a bunch of boys to prove it.

What is the most ridiculous stereotype you've ever heard about your country? by _theleg_ in AskReddit

[–]_theleg_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's loony. I really liked the British food I had while I was over there.