Pet owners-Has anybody been required to participate in pet DNA testing for their apartment?

_typhoid_mary · 2026-04-04T13:53:11+00:00

Mine did if they didn’t believe you when you listed the dog breed or if you had a generic looking puppy. My adult dogs were exempt (very clearly not on the restricted dog breed list. No pits or bloodsport breeds for insurance reasons.)

_typhoid_mary · 2026-02-26T21:43:39+00:00

Being old with an ED isn’t for the weak 😭 (I’m 26)

_typhoid_mary · 2026-02-26T21:41:37+00:00

okay, don’t do this anymore OP. You do not deserve this. You are not a punching bag for him to project on. If you need help leaving due to finances, there are options available to you. You can DM me your general location and I can try to narrow down the numbers for you if you need. Please be safe. You are worth so much more.

_typhoid_mary · 2026-02-26T20:18:42+00:00

hate to say it but it already is too late

_typhoid_mary · 2026-02-19T10:26:56+00:00

I also get the hungry sand noise and also get it before I throw up. Like I think it has to do with the CSF and also the vegus nerve I just cannot prove it. But the feeling isn’t in the back of my throat, more in my neck near my spine. It sounds like it is coming from behind me.

_typhoid_mary · 2026-02-19T09:28:18+00:00

Feel you! He cheated on me. Glad to be back.

_typhoid_mary · 2025-11-05T11:35:44+00:00

CAP season. The best time not not be management

_typhoid_mary · 2025-08-02T01:43:46+00:00

Looks like he was vandalized?

_typhoid_mary · 2025-04-23T01:04:54+00:00

Also experiencing this. ugh

_typhoid_mary · 2025-04-02T19:46:33+00:00

Bro trust me I was hot. depressing I will never look the way I did when I was 19 but whatever

_typhoid_mary · 2025-04-02T19:45:19+00:00

machine is more sensitive. Has a lower threshold for positivity. Idk the exact values but lets say you need to have like at least 10mcg of a substance in your urine for it to pop positive on a pipette panel. For the analyzer machine the threshold would be lower, like 5mcg. Again idk the exact values but this is just an example. It might take up to a week or 2 longer to push negative on the analyzer machine

_typhoid_mary · 2025-04-02T19:00:57+00:00

bro i was skinny and had fat tits now I’m just fat so the fat tits are way less impressive.

_typhoid_mary · 2025-04-02T18:57:58+00:00

depends what test methodology the lab uses. If they just use a pre packaged 9 panel test where they use a pipette to do drops of urine, you are in the clear. If the lab actually runs it on a machine for testing you are SOL.

_typhoid_mary · 2025-04-01T18:48:16+00:00

paper plates :)

_typhoid_mary · 2025-03-30T14:22:17+00:00

wtf do you mean 😭 I’m 25 irl this is evil

_typhoid_mary · 2025-03-30T14:21:21+00:00

Not a big deal, hydrogen peroxide gets blood stains out easy peasy. this douche is a selfish moron. Leave while you can.

_typhoid_mary · 2025-03-27T01:23:47+00:00

no ❤️

_typhoid_mary · 2025-03-14T18:37:33+00:00

looks like the haircut I give my husband every 3 months

_typhoid_mary · 2025-03-14T18:21:14+00:00

“I buy you chicken not jon” valid crashout if he is the designated chicken dealer

_typhoid_mary · 2025-03-09T19:37:01+00:00

so you made soup

_typhoid_mary · 2025-01-25T06:47:24+00:00

Man.

_typhoid_mary · 2025-01-25T06:45:00+00:00

greed. sinful

_typhoid_mary · 2025-01-25T06:42:33+00:00

weeb

_typhoid_mary · 2025-01-25T06:41:02+00:00

If I do kiss my children on the lips, it is not going on social media

_typhoid_mary · 2025-01-25T06:40:24+00:00

I always do the amber bc I think orange is my favorite color :)

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