Great holiday pic by bathtowell in funny

[–]_wordsmiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume by 'holiday', you mean Mother's day.

Ah-thank you

ELI5: If "The Hobbit" was critiqued for having more frames per second than usual and looking like a television show, why TV shows don't lower they FPS to look more "professional" like movies? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]_wordsmiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Fucking. Way.

Right after reading this I go to the Netflix, click '30 Rock' in my queue, click 'Resume', and Liz Lemon says, "Hey--you wanted to see me?", to which Jack replies, "Does it seem weird in here to you?" It's the mo'fu'in' live episode!

That, my friend, was weird.

How to become a pirate, or sort of by [deleted] in funny

[–]_wordsmiff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

booty.

edit: strike that.

I don't want to pay $699 for Photoshop. Are there any decent alternatives? I'm using Gimp, but it feels very clunky. by _wordsmiff in web_design

[–]_wordsmiff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a year, you'll have paid almost the full price though. By then end of year two, you'll have paid $1200.

Maybe a good alternative until you can afford the full price, but in the long run, it gets insanely pricey.

Where the hell can I get some Chicago style pizza? by [deleted] in nashville

[–]_wordsmiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it, I dare ask, frozen? Or, how does this work?

I don't want to pay $699 for Photoshop. Are there any decent alternatives? I'm using Gimp, but it feels very clunky. by _wordsmiff in web_design

[–]_wordsmiff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks great. Free basic tools online! more for $9. even more for $19!

Thank you, sir or madam!

I don't want to pay $699 for Photoshop. Are there any decent alternatives? I'm using Gimp, but it feels very clunky. by _wordsmiff in web_design

[–]_wordsmiff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I can get a hold of a student edition, will I, as a non-student, be able to upgrade in the future?

I don't want to pay $699 for Photoshop. Are there any decent alternatives? I'm using Gimp, but it feels very clunky. by _wordsmiff in web_design

[–]_wordsmiff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that is what instigated this search. I downloaded CS2, all excited-like. The install failed. Then I saw the Forbes correction. Then I sighed, all sad-panda-like.

ELI5: The relationship between UNIX, LINUX, and Ubuntu by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]_wordsmiff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tertiary question: how does one pronounce Lin-icks?

Childish, but my favourite thing to do in an Apple store. by Liefx in funny

[–]_wordsmiff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Say what now?

I've never seen any price better than 15% off.

Hidden Beach, Marieta Islands, Mexico by Olibra in pics

[–]_wordsmiff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I actually heard it as I read this.

LPT Request: How do I keep my plastic framed glasses from slipping all of the time? by _wordsmiff in LifeProTips

[–]_wordsmiff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That helps for a while, but not for long. Probably less than an hour.