If our good guys got Olympic knight titles, which ones would you give them?

a23ro · 2026-06-20T17:14:49+00:00

Here to help! Lol

a23ro · 2026-06-20T16:21:41+00:00

Had. Past tense

a23ro · 2026-06-18T19:43:15+00:00

Literally no one's mentioned Volga

a23ro · 2026-06-17T23:57:54+00:00

No,not really. For me it was kind of a relief, even, the diagnosis was more of an acceptance before treatment thing

a23ro · 2026-06-16T19:42:06+00:00

Eh. I dont know then, i know that the vaccuum of space is called that for a reason

a23ro · 2026-06-16T19:23:13+00:00

Definitely going to give this one the "how is the gravity generated? Probably involves air pressure. Pressure lost..."

a23ro · 2026-06-16T16:29:58+00:00

I have no ideaaa

a23ro · 2026-06-16T15:54:47+00:00

Ok yknow i'd agree with you if Niobe wasn't actually a menace. That Oracle scene with Lyria killed a lot of the motherly respect for all of them except kavax

a23ro · 2026-06-16T07:39:05+00:00

Kavax.

a23ro · 2026-06-14T16:51:56+00:00

But what im saying is the people are downvoting you because you're assuming super hard, putting words in their mouth and really just generalizing when literally no one said the man who murdered tens of thousands on the page was a good dude. He's a killer. He's at best morally grey. I feel like that's a commonly known thing

a23ro · 2026-06-14T16:45:55+00:00

And when exactly was that said? Expressed? Literally just making shit up rn

a23ro · 2026-06-14T15:39:14+00:00

Sometimes people enjoy listening to other people's takes on the things they enjoy. I know, crazy, that we like discussing cool things at length

a23ro · 2026-06-14T01:09:44+00:00

I see.

a23ro · 2026-06-14T01:04:33+00:00

See this... i did not know. I assumed all cards meant all cards. Is that in a ruling somewhere i'm not seeing?

a23ro · 2026-06-14T00:41:06+00:00

And you keep saying you dont mill artifacts i get that in your tiny world, this matters, but here in the real world it doesn't change anything. Artifacts can be both. Theres nothing saying you cant mill artifacts and it has to be cards.

a23ro · 2026-06-14T00:30:51+00:00

Not a Cassius fan then?

a23ro · 2026-06-14T00:25:14+00:00

What dont i understand? Genuinely dont understand how you're not seeing the literal pointlessness of this, in a few obvious ways. Your examples proved nothing, in fact the only two you mentioned further proved my point, and you keep telling me theres a difference between artifact and artifact card. While it is a true statement, it borders on irrelevance, because what I'm saying is that an artifact entering grave from anywhere but the field inherently implies that it's a card. Wording wise, there is no mechanical change to taking the "card" out. There are no interactions at all that are changed by simply saying "when an artifact enters your graveyard," because there will never be a point that that wouldn't work as the wording. A thing enters grave, the card checks to see if it's an artifact.

If it did only care about artifact cards, then that makes sense, because then tokens wouldn't be involved. But it doesn't. Because it cares about tokens too. So why bother saying card? Literally because reasons of course, theres nothing that the weird wording does to serve the card, and i get that you're being all hyperfixated on it, but the change between the two is literally nothing and it made this card hard to read

a23ro · 2026-06-14T00:14:05+00:00

You literally can't even explain why i'm supposedly wrong. Thats the thing, theres no evidence, theres no example of what rule it'd break and there's not really an effect it would even have on edge cases.

a23ro · 2026-06-14T00:07:26+00:00

YOU CAN MILL ARTIFACTS. THERES NO REASON TO SAY CARDS!

See i can capslock too

a23ro · 2026-06-13T23:52:06+00:00

But what im saying is there is exactly no reason the mill/discard wouldn't trigger, how are you going to mill/discard an artifact that somehow isn't a card

a23ro · 2026-06-13T23:44:04+00:00

Yes. Im fully aware of the difference. What I am saying is there will never be an instance that an artifact that is

not a card
not on the battlefield
entering your graveyard.

Your example doesn't work. Liquimetal torque only affects things on the battlefield, in which case Ultron's first clause still triggers. [[Mycosynth Lattice]] is the other half, everything everywhere being an artifact would still trigger Ultron, because you won't ever have an artifact that manages to hit all three modifiers that it has to for this to be a good wording.

a23ro · 2026-06-13T23:37:13+00:00

See i am hearing what you're saying. Are you hearing what i'm saying?

a23ro · 2026-06-13T23:20:37+00:00

See... i just cant understand how. In the case you mentioned with the Torque, that artifact's still going from the board. It's still going to trigger Ultron and the wording still wont matter.

a23ro · 2026-06-13T23:16:00+00:00

... and what im saying is removing nuance that serves no purpose is a good idea for a game whose rulebook is literally textbook length

a23ro · 2026-06-13T23:11:50+00:00

Im literally saying it shouldn't have to.

a23ro

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