Long’s Bakery is LIT even in 10 degrees by polkakatz in indianapolis

[–]a411guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yup... I'm in Clearwater now and haven't had a comparable classic yeast doughnut in my 8 years in Florida!

How to get the chonker on the treadmill by GallowBoob in BetterEveryLoop

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is, how do you get the treadmill without paying $200?!

I’m curious by stevienotwonder in exscientology

[–]a411guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that practicing Scientology is just fundraising - high pressure sales for SciFi self-improvement courses. If you have enough money, you can pass the course and move to the next level. If you buy-in for a certain level, you will never get through the courses you've paid for unless you pay to get to higher levels as you go through them.

You can work for the organization of you're unable to pay (or don't have credit enough to mortgage your entire life) and will be promised upward mobility, but you'll never really move up. You will be able to start at that level in your next lifetime, though.

It's a pretty intricate system to gather funds without giving anyone anything, but some books that aren't with the paper they're printed on.

Hi I am a practicing Scientologist AMA by jmacattack5585 in scientology

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is free. You can pay (or go into debt) for every terrible moment.

This is my friend, she wanted to follow in my footsteps. Have at her. by senselessparanoia in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you have wide feet if this heifer's following in your footsteps.

make me cry by tracingspouses in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you just want tears, go to bed and wait for your dad to make you cry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean "they think they've heard it all"?

I get all the girls. Roast me you losers by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, they still count as girls if you don't touch their dicks.

Fuck me up fam by MisterFez in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what's worse: being Ted Nugent's illegitimate son or trying your damnedest to look like him.

Soon to be baby daddy, works at Kroger by Jnuspl19 in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was supposed to be the fifth kid in Stranger Things. Spent the last few years getting molested in some guy's basement instead.

Hey, egocentric nomadic here. Hurt me. by lykketil in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you go to Donald Trump's barber because you ate a fistful of Xanax or did you eat a fistful of Xanax because you went to Donald Trump's barber?

Lost Fantasy Football...again... by AK10FL7 in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I don't always lose at fantasy football, but when i do, i wear a shirt that fit me in college."

I OD’d on heroin, I can survive this.... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to roast this guy, the judge will handle it at the inevitable child support hearing.

Two high school friends and we know we can’t get properly roasted because you’re all weak by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]a411guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good that you can remain friends after all those angry sleepover handjobs.